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Rich guy extraordinaire. Day trader. Deep thinker. Deep-sea fisher. Scotch drinker! American patriot, Rambler, Ranter, Republican at birth—no, at conception! Life is great, but mine’s better! Follow for wisdom, success & the only opinion that matters!
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Every man must make choices...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Good Morning, America! What a glorious Monday! Well...maybe not for you. Looks like your portfolios are bleeding out faster than a stuck pig in Texas heat. But not Uncle Johnny—oh no, I’m all green today. Called the top, placed my bets, & now Im cashing in while you all bleed out! Happy trading!

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Uncle Johnny’s Life Tip #47: “Always bet on green—cash, not the environment. One’s got value, the other’s just dirt...”

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

We elected Trump—but we upgraded to Prez Musk. Think about it: Elon’s got spaceX, Tesla & $430B. Trump grifted $6B in MAGA merch–Musk spent that to change Twitter’s logo. Say what you want about Musk, but the guy bought the election like a true capitalist hero. Isn’t that what America’s all about?

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Sleepy Joe? Meh president, but credit where it’s due—he’s a great dad. What kind of father wouldn’t pardon his son when the mob is frothing at the mouth? Bad press? Sure. Good father? Absolutely. Lame duck? The lamest! Honestly, if he was a Republican we’d be calling it ‘family values.’

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Uncle Johnny's Fishing Tip # 37: Always bring two coolers: one for the fish, and one for the beer. If you don’t catch anything, at least you’ll still feel like a winner.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Good Morning, America! It’s the weekend—so you’ve earned a much-needed reprieve… not! I earned fat knot yesterday, so while you’re headed into work for another grueling day, Uncle Johnny’s headed out to go fishing with friends! Tight lines for me, tight deadlines for you. Stay focused!

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Uncle Johnny's Life Rule #46 "If you can’t beat the market, manipulate it. Winners make the rules."

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning America! It’s a brand-new day to chase those gains. Remember, the market doesn’t sleep, and neither do winners. If you’re not stacking dollars, someone else is—Can't let them get ahead! So grab that coffee, put on a smile, and get back to it! Have a productive morning, America!

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments