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Video games, giant robots, sports. You could say I'm just a weird guy. He/him, ECM🟧 https://instagram.com/scowlyplamowl?igshid=ZGUzMzM3NWJiOQ==
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I clean up alright sometimes.

Shoutout to the Anbu Keychain that comes with these.

Okay why did no one tell me about Dead as Disco??? That game looks so sick.

Just me and my yellow dogs.

Dear Popeyes, I've seen the commerical probably 100 times at this point and can happily say no amount of advertising your pickle menu items will make me eat your mediocre-ass chicken. Thank you.

Did I just spend $100 on shoes because they're Naruto collaborated? Yes. Yes I did.

Crazy that the producer for Chicago Med is literally named Dick Wolf.

Well, at least I don't have to care about professional hockey again until the fall.

Y'know what? I look good in this shirt.

Nothing says wedding like seven vodka shots before 3pm.

Words to live by

🍏🍏🍏

TGIF

My hairdresser after finishing my haircut: Alright, looks awesome, right? Me, blind as a bat without them: Yeah! Probably. Maybe. I can't see anything from this distance.

Keeptheleadkeeptheleadkeeptheleadkeeptheleadkeepthelead

You ever think about how a pivotal plot point of Back to the Future is that Marty's mother almost gets sexually assaulted? Good times.

Hey, just a little protip, if you're going to go on Reddit and post a dramatic rant, please spell check before you post it. It's hard to take your argument seriously without punctuation or proper spelling.

This is how you sit on a couch, right?

Tell me why Old Navy is using the Trolololo music in its latest commercial.

I JUST WANT A GREEN APPLIN. HOW LONG MUST I TOIL HATCHING EGGS???

Shiny little bug. ✨️

Happy birthday, king. 🙏

I'm not going to say I should have accomplished this like two years ago buuuuuuuut-

HAPPY NEW PUP DAY

Imagine being so boring your entire personality is hating a politician with every ounce of your being.

YEAH BOOOOOOOOOOI ✊️

Thank God I have a language class to distract me from the election tonight.

If anyone asks, this was for a customer.

I fucking hate robot phone services.

So the I tried Netfiling my taxes and my service says "Rough go, bud. Try agai-ope, your account is locked. Gotta call the CRA." AND THEN WHEN I CALL THE CRA, THEY TELL ME I CAN'T SPEAK TO AN AGENT.

Talk about holy smokes.

I love opening Facebook to see what family have been up to and then being slapped with like thirteen clickbait political posts. That's cool. Didn't wanna know how family is doing anyway.

30 Minute Fantasy is a cool series but if the silhouettes are all generally similar, for why this not sold separately?