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scowlyowl.bsky.social

Video games, giant robots, sports. You could say I'm just a weird guy. He/him, ECM🟧 https://instagram.com/scowlyplamowl?igshid=ZGUzMzM3NWJiOQ==

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My true form

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More like Summer Lame-fest, amiright?

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Sometimes I'll see clips of nature documentaries, assume it's just a parody or something and think "Wow, that's a good David Attenborrough" and it's just fucking David Attenborough.

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Lolpsych.

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I can't wait to think way too long about a good nickname for this.

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I clean up alright sometimes.

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Shoutout to the Anbu Keychain that comes with these.

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Okay why did no one tell me about Dead as Disco??? That game looks so sick.

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Just me and my yellow dogs.

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Dear Popeyes, I've seen the commerical probably 100 times at this point and can happily say no amount of advertising your pickle menu items will make me eat your mediocre-ass chicken. Thank you.

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Did I just spend $100 on shoes because they're Naruto collaborated? Yes. Yes I did.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy that the producer for Chicago Med is literally named Dick Wolf.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Well, at least I don't have to care about professional hockey again until the fall.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Y'know what? I look good in this shirt.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing says wedding like seven vodka shots before 3pm.

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Words to live by

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🍏🍏🍏

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TGIF

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My hairdresser after finishing my haircut: Alright, looks awesome, right? Me, blind as a bat without them: Yeah! Probably. Maybe. I can't see anything from this distance.

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Keeptheleadkeeptheleadkeeptheleadkeeptheleadkeepthelead

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

You ever think about how a pivotal plot point of Back to the Future is that Marty's mother almost gets sexually assaulted? Good times.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, just a little protip, if you're going to go on Reddit and post a dramatic rant, please spell check before you post it. It's hard to take your argument seriously without punctuation or proper spelling.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This is how you sit on a couch, right?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me why Old Navy is using the Trolololo music in its latest commercial.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I JUST WANT A GREEN APPLIN. HOW LONG MUST I TOIL HATCHING EGGS???

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Shiny little bug. ✨️

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Happy birthday, king. 🙏

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not going to say I should have accomplished this like two years ago buuuuuuuut-

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HAPPY NEW PUP DAY

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My true form

More like Summer Lame-fest, amiright?

Sometimes I'll see clips of nature documentaries, assume it's just a parody or something and think "Wow, that's a good David Attenborrough" and it's just fucking David Attenborough.

Lolpsych.

I can't wait to think way too long about a good nickname for this.

I clean up alright sometimes.

Shoutout to the Anbu Keychain that comes with these.

Okay why did no one tell me about Dead as Disco??? That game looks so sick.

Just me and my yellow dogs.

Dear Popeyes, I've seen the commerical probably 100 times at this point and can happily say no amount of advertising your pickle menu items will make me eat your mediocre-ass chicken. Thank you.

Did I just spend $100 on shoes because they're Naruto collaborated? Yes. Yes I did.

Crazy that the producer for Chicago Med is literally named Dick Wolf.

Well, at least I don't have to care about professional hockey again until the fall.

Y'know what? I look good in this shirt.

Nothing says wedding like seven vodka shots before 3pm.

Words to live by

🍏🍏🍏

TGIF

My hairdresser after finishing my haircut: Alright, looks awesome, right? Me, blind as a bat without them: Yeah! Probably. Maybe. I can't see anything from this distance.

Keeptheleadkeeptheleadkeeptheleadkeeptheleadkeepthelead

You ever think about how a pivotal plot point of Back to the Future is that Marty's mother almost gets sexually assaulted? Good times.

Hey, just a little protip, if you're going to go on Reddit and post a dramatic rant, please spell check before you post it. It's hard to take your argument seriously without punctuation or proper spelling.

This is how you sit on a couch, right?

Tell me why Old Navy is using the Trolololo music in its latest commercial.

I JUST WANT A GREEN APPLIN. HOW LONG MUST I TOIL HATCHING EGGS???

Shiny little bug. ✨️

Happy birthday, king. 🙏

I'm not going to say I should have accomplished this like two years ago buuuuuuuut-

HAPPY NEW PUP DAY

Imagine being so boring your entire personality is hating a politician with every ounce of your being.

YEAH BOOOOOOOOOOI ✊️

Thank God I have a language class to distract me from the election tonight.

If anyone asks, this was for a customer.

I fucking hate robot phone services.