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This is all very funny but it also demonstrates a real fucking bleak turn for health and wellness stuff where it’s moved from “here are things you can do to make yourself healthier” to “if you do not do these things and get the expected results you are defective” which is basically govt policy now

submitted 8 days ago • 68 comments

obsessed w how Jeremy Renner is still getting write-ups about when he ran himself over with his own snowplow that one time:

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

AI is so ass

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

Remember like last week when Chuck Schumer said about Trump attacking Iran "do it pussy" for literally no reason and now he's doing it (???) @schumer.senate.gov

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the main difference between the bush administration and this one is that the neoconservative ideologues have been replaced with people who want to see explosions on the tv

submitted 10 days ago • 48 comments

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

submitted 10 days ago • 88 comments

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

submitted 11 days ago • 166 comments

Hello I am part of a secretive network of "alt" government employees. We must stay completely anonymous so we can bring you more information exposing this murderous fascist death cult government. But we DID set up a shopify,

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

I genuinely think that the proliferation of "seed oils are poison" thinking in bro/fitness/wellness culture is a psyop by big palm oil producers to distract from the fact that palm oil is actually super bad for you and is responsible for rainforest destruction.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

happy fathers day

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Before you chastise Israel for starting World War III, remember they are doing it so they can get the like hostages back or something.

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

Gregg Turkington ass decision lol

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 23 days ago • 81 comments

As we all get excited about the forthcoming "Shrek 5" I urge ALL movie-lovers to stay SAFE out there. Head on a swivel folks!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Like I'm sorry if your "Starship" rocket cant go into space without exploding every time you're actually just stupid. Real engineers landed on the moon 60 years ago and these IPA drinking morons at SpaceX can't even get into orbit lol

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Phil didn’t kill himself this was a deep state job 100%

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

I’m just a simple median voter but I think the DNC should be fully purged

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I went to lunch with ben collins and he served me the meal from the second indiana jones movie do not respond to his dastardly DMs folks

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments