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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes
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watched A Face in the Crowd recently and one thing it gets very right about the current moment is every time Lonesome Rhodes comes close to being exposed as a fraud he threatens suicide

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No Kings

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yes our magazine is named after legendary labor organizer and we strive to uphold her legacy. now please enjoy this profile of a demented old bat who, you’re not gonna believe this, loves Trump

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One thing that stood out really powerfully in last night's mayoral debate is that Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander both operate from the premise that New York City is a wonderful and beautiful and precious place. Andrew Cuomo does not.

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troubling yet hilarious

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The Raven, a poem about how birds are cool, destroyed by generations of evil teachers fomenting the leftist dogma of “subtext” and “symbolism”

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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

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are you familiar with the Middle East sir

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late 90s, walking on Lafayette near Astor Pl looked up and found myself locking eyes with a guy walking in the opposite direction who I then realized was Paul Giamatti, because he immediately had a panicked wide eyed reaction that was extremely Paul Giamatti

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disastrous bike commute this am but I did see some sick truck art. feels like you hardly see truck pieces like this anymore. like and subscribe if you think the sick truck art community isn’t dead!

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don’t talk about Stuff I Do a lot but I volunteered for Zohran’s office & did intake for people who needed relief via this program. before it existed there was a rash of suicides from cab drivers who were financially ruined. of course Cuomo doesn’t understand actually wanting to help other humans

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I’ve read the Bible a bunch and I think it says the opposite of that tbh

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it extremely is but there are tons of links between NYPD and IDF so this is also the powers that be protecting the bag

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Apparently each passenger paid $250000 for their trip aboard the doomed Titan submersible. Knowing what we know now, I wouldn't have paid half that amount

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A perfect metaphor doesnt ex--

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This began as a clearly bogus traffic stop by police in a small town in Colorado. Zero difference between cops and ICE agents. Ultimately they’re all ICE agents

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awful and ominous as this is, it is not a show of strength but a confession of weakness. what they’re doing in LA is deeply unpopular, induces revulsion from anyone with a soul, and can only be enforced through thuggery. they will tire long before the people will

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It's not very good, I've seen it approximately 50 times

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but with all their extensive farming experience surely they can find work somewhere

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a lot of the people who will chastise you for criticizing Dems instead of focusing on Trump are surprisingly willing to criticize protestors instead of focusing on Trump

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only sharing this to make it clear to anyone new to protests or otherwise unaware that you should absolutely not do this, unless you want to get kicked to death by cops

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the media wants you to shit your pants imagining what nebulous undefined groups of leftists *might* do while handwaving the extreme unprovoked violence the cops *are* doing

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(guy who's always falling into wells voice): ₕₑₗₚ ₘₑ

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the organizing principle of fascism is "my divorce is everyone's problem"

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LET’S FUCKING GO

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“How many nursing home residents have you condemned to a needless lonely death?”

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RIP big dog

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if are truly against violence or terrorism then you must denounce this thuggery first and foremost

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RIP Brian Wilson you taught me it was okay to be sad about surfing sometimes

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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

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