screemonster.bsky.social
Some sort of awful gremlin
not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
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adblockers only exist because ads went too fucking far immediately
nobody gave a shit about the odd banner here and there on the old web but advertisers just HAD to take the piss with popups, popunders, sound, all that other shit
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all I can picture is the GENTLEMEN spy meme
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I miss cohost
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Kink stuff as ironic punishment for rudeness is one of my favourite genres
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"Just a little guy with a big hat and glowing eyes" is peak character design
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<-
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god
fuck
I just had a horrible thought
convention DJ set that consists entirely of quad city dj's slam jam remixes
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that one guy who was all up in everyone's formspring ask boxes asking if their fursona has an uvula
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"yes"
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I read this and then just heard the bell sound from the when the knightmare health meter runs out
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Yeah I'd rather just not watch YouTube than deal with that
They couldn't just put a reasonable amount in, they had to make it unwatchable and then wonder why people want to use adblockers
Maybe people wouldn't want to block ads if ads weren't so fucking intrusive
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Changeling the dreaming letting you combine the realms nature 5 ("a classical element") and scene 5 ("in an area the size of a city block") to turn all the air into firedamp
Call that one the Fae FAE
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well the scar will be a huge plus
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I can't put my finger on it but the straight vertical tablet stylus in the first doodle put me in mind of a playing card
I think the jack of clubs sometimes has a lance depending on the design?
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this is a problem when I'm out as scree 'cause scree's kinda supposed to be the size of danny devito
not, yanno, "banging ears off of doorframes"
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hair length is always one of those wild ones to me
they insist that sex is immutable and genetic and then turn around and say that if a dude lets his hair grow to its natural length (a thing that actually is genetic) then that's against the rules
make it make sense
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I like this creacher. Powerful mischief energy.
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honk
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Character doodle for @capriciouscapra.bsky.social!
(Doodles are currently closed)
#art #pokemon #goodra #commission
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something about having your cake and eating it too
getting to keep someone all to yourself for... however long you intend to do so
they're not gone, they're yours
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frontier elite 2 had photo-fit random face generation for the bulletin board contacts in 1993, from the same developer
literally no excuse to be using the slop machine
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one thing I miss about living in the city is the all night bakery
for those moments when you really want a hot pie at 3:30am
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When someone posts a video in a kink-specific channel and it's just five straight minutes of the most vanilla sex ever put to animation and the kink part is like 20 seconds right at the end
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so many of them also have this reek that they started with a target and went digging to look for things to make a callout post about, rather than the other way around
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meanwhile me agonising over whether to get a lighter less-padded bodysuit for scree that I can put on unaided ('cause scree... can not) or "what if I got one of a different character, like penny"
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one thing that might work better is having smaller themed meets/parades spread around the con time just so that they're not overwhelming with sheer numbers
confuzzled doesn't do the parade any more (way too many suiters for the space to handle all at once) but things like the monster meet are fine
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I fully approve of this and I'm totally unbiased
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oh the core mechanics are way more polished I'll give it that, my main gripes are that the institute sucks ass as a villain (say what you like about caesar but at least he has an ethos) and the missed opportunities in the other factions
far harbour is a better story than the main game imo
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don't get me started on 4 and its blatant HELLO FALLOUT PLAYER, YOU ENJOY FALLOUT YES, PLEASE TO ENJOY AS WE SHOW YOU [THING FROM FALLOUT FRANCHISE]
YES LOOK YOU LIKE DEATHCLAWS AND POWER ARMOR YES HAVE SOME IN THE FIRST 30 MINUTES
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oh that snake is peak
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b n n u y
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gee I wonder why they were banned from DA
it's a real mystery
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my immediate thought was that bit at the end of the thing where the doc-thing puts its hand over garry's mouth
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fft&a
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get ye chee
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it's wild to me that the people who run blocklists and inevitably fall to the temptation to slip someone on there simply for beefing with them don't realise that the moment they do that the entire list is suspect and gives the actual nazis plausible deniability
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This is fine