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I love when you beat a challenge and Nabbit yells "suck yer dad" like the Calypso Paradise Punch Lemonade kid.

One of the greatest songs ever written about racist policing/villainous “law & order” regimes, sung by the man who wrote & recorded it 45 years ago, with backing by child street-corner buskers

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this should become our currency

it's the 10 year anniversary of a very important study

He got in by himself… why that face??

i don't know anything about the runners other than they gay (which is good) but i do know that my dearest friend jasmine is fire on the mic

I'm gonna be hosting during three longer runs for @powerupwithpride.bsky.social: - Friday 6/13 @ ~1 PM EST: Metroid Zero Mission - Friday 6/13 @ 2:50 PM EST: Super Mario Odyssey - Saturday 6/14 @ 9 AM EST: Quest RPG Brian's Journey I'll be in the chat sporadically all other times this weekend!

"i get acab but we can't possibly defend ourselves at pride" oh you've never met a fag like me

is there a reason the wikipedia page for uncle phil is using the same image of james avery but with the cigarette edited out

Is this really how y'all feel when y'all scroll. Actually asking because like idk I only scroll when it's actually bringing me joy

i love tamrielic argonian names so much

enjoying this book on gto poker despite fully believing that gto is fake

Now that I'm both a guy who has a dock for my Steam Deck and a guy who is playing Dwarf Fortress on the Steam Deck, I will become a guy who is yelling about how Valve needs to release a new version of the Steam Controller with the touchpads

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

yes i have an ipad baby. yes she is shaped funny

it is important to note: thanks to internet sample sleuths, it is now a known fact that in this fully licensed Disney dancing game, Donald Duck intros the It's A Small World (Ducking Hardcore Mix) by yelling "SMELL MY FINGER BITCH"

i do not know why i'm warkposting.

chocobos are so nimble on their feet, a strenuous hike for you or me is just a casual wark for them

you can stir-fry gysahl greens in a pan if you want, but for best results, you should cook them in a wark

my young coworker bobby corwen the chocobo wasn't feeling well enough to come into the office today. yeah he's warking from home

my fav pro wrestler is boco the chocobo. i can never tell if anything he's doing is a shoot or a wark

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when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

hampered in my stardew valley progress by the desire to go spend some uninterrupted time on Ginger Island but inability to take My Wife with me

As Final Fantasy starts hitting the market, remember that this is still going on!! Prioritize your local game stores first and foremost or check out bigger retailers if they don’t have something you’re looking for.

okayyy. i was wondering what they were gonna do to give the cena match tonight any narrative stakes at all and didn't see that one coming. THEY WORKED ME

By the way, my White Mage's name was Patricia. And in my headcanon, she was a duplicitous bitch.

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

Did not read this correctly

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.