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A blank piece of paper at least has the decency to shut the fuck up and let a guy think
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The 2025 Democratic Party would have shot 2004-08 era Barack Obama on sight
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Getting dunked on by your own invention is something that even Dr. Frankenstein pulled off with more grace
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The “Elon is a genius” crowd need to be force-fed the “shame on you, Grok” tweet as penance for their stupidity
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I’M THE NEW BLUUUUUUUUUUUE BLOOD
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Many in my conservative family switched from Heinz to Hunt’s ketchup in 2004 because of John Kerry, and some never came back.
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Darn! Another setback to this very real and plausible and not at all performative Mars mission!
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This is INSANE. Only $3.50 for a cheeseburger?!
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Blocked with extreme prejudice, thank you for the reminder
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I can’t be the first but
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Biographer is not so bad
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Gave a PowerPoint presentation to my team of 10 accountants on why charcoal is superior to propane and how to use a charcoal grill properly
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I have, my guy. Categorically not the brightest bulbs in the box.
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You are giving these fascist morons way too much credit.
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My favorite sign from today in Columbus, OH: “I like my cities neat, no ICE”
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I’ve quickly evolved from amused to obsessed. It rewards repeat viewings.
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That felt like a Coen Brothers fever dream
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The Malört journey is:
1. Hate it
2. Convince others to take it for laughs, accidentally inventing your own immersion therapy
3. Ironically enjoy it
4. Love it unconditionally
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“Birdhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants
The organ. The kick drum. The profound, erudite nonsense.
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Is… is that building transparent?
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God forbid one space should exist where we don’t have to hear “actually, violent and arbitrary immigration enforcement is good”
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Democrats should make this guy the face of the Trump administration and DOGE project. 95% of Americans will hate his punchable face and qualification-free entitlement.
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This header is masterful
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Every single one of these assholes holds a college degree. Their animus comes from their time obtaining that degree, when their overconfident antisocial politics led them to not get invited to parties with cool, normal people. Instead of asking “am I an asshole?” they claimed ideological persecution
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I submit for consideration: Braxton Miller
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The key differences with these types is always exclusivity (am I getting something others can’t afford even if it sucks?) and isolation (does this reduce my chances of interacting with another human being?). Both are embarrassing.
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Also, shoutout Jimmy, whose sweetly exasperated/incredulous straight man bit makes their dynamic hum
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Very few in congress match her expertise or her moral clarity.
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I’m awed by these two black men keeping their composure and letting her hoist herself by her own petard. I would have been screaming and throwing shit in seconds.
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“Some of those that work forces / are the same that burn crosses / (and we like that)”
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Is the pope Catholic? No, really! Feels like an important qualification!
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“Concerns.”
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He’s also just… a really good, really smart dude. He’s impossible not to like.
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He’s from my hometown. There should be statues of him everywhere, but I don’t think there is even one. I do not understand it.
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I don’t know how else to put this: this is the most Dragon Ball Z photo ever taken
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Thomas and Alito still dissenting because they aren’t judges, they’re oligarchs. The sooner the press stops respecting them based on their titles alone, the better.
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In the next 10 days, he’s either going to Korea/China/Mexico or joining Tito’s staff in Cincinnati/Louisville
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It’s not clear to me why the club chose Schneeman; Martinez is as versatile, but younger and with more upside. And I feel like he’s been more productive in less time.
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The Menswear Guy is going to grind his teeth to sawdust when he sees this one
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Also, ‘Alien Lanes’ proves that Buddy Holly was reincarnated as a boozy slacker 4th grade teacher from Dayton, Ohio. “What if someone wrote a fuzzy ‘Peggy Sue’ but lost interest in it after 90 seconds?” is a question that, incredibly, Robert Pollard answers.
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If you’re the type of person who is or once was a lost soul who found personal discovery through rock music, “I Am Scientist” is a religious text.
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People are putting borderline theist beliefs in this technology. I’m feel like I’m losing my mind.
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I support taking this in the opposite direction: work backwards through increasingly archaic weapons. Musket. Arquebus. Cannon. Long bow. Lance. Broad sword. Keep going backwards until he ends up at rocks and pointy sticks.
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Income-based student loan repayments are also tied to this metric. I’m not sure how they’re going to set people’s repayment schedules without them, but it’s pretty rich coming from the party that killed Biden’s student loan forgiveness program.