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guitar tuners shouldn't be allowed to jump around and say that you're both flat and sharp, it's disrespectful. i don't have time for these games

going Jack o Lantern mode (wearing black and orange, trying to prevent the light inside from being snuffed out)

What libs mean, actually mean, by “we need a liberal Joe Rogan” is “how much do we have to spend to make Ezra Klein as influential as Joe Rogan, what’s the number for that,” and there is no number but they’re going to light millions of dollars on fire pretending there is

“I’m gonna cum” ok spoiler alert much???

he who builds an ethnostate digs two graves

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I can't keep up anymore. The Joneses are too strong.

i wish grok broke down a week later so all of my students could submit final papers they haven't bothered to proofread about the mass annihilation of boer farmers

Sephiroth is our next Surgeon General. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

BREAKING: Temu announces it is halting all shipments from China to the US. [Source: CNBC]

I've seen potato chip flavors in SEA 7/11s you wouldn't believe. Scallops in white cream sauce, Grilled prawn in mala, Chilies, truffles, All of them lost, like tears in rain.

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

This thread has a lot of fun shots of BART's control center from the 70s. Great tech reference for retro futurism!

I knew I made this for a reason

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

you'll never be rid of him

why is *every* newspaper/programme running with the headline "tariffs are paused" when they haven't been. What's happened is that every country (except China) gets a flat rate of 10% for 90 days.

Kurt Vonnegut man

“Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides?” Mark Twain, 1887.

“We need to get better at treating this like a business,” Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons said, explaining he wants to see a deportation process “like (Amazon) Prime, but with human beings.”

Worth noting that this passed by one vote and two Democratic congresspeople have died in office in the last six weeks.

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

Four Palestinians injured in Israeli settler attack in occupied West Bank - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/four-palestinians-injured-israeli-settler-attack-occupied-west-bank

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.

I'm going to go with "too much"

reminded of this by the email I received today, "It’s good to hear that you are interest in renewing your lease. I am thinking to increase your rent to..." giving away that it's literally just this:

Tsutomu Nihei, release Tower dungeon in English please

NO KIRBY GET OUTTA THERE

Ahh yes, the threat to society known as Big Bird.

who up buzzing, hooting, chirping and changing their complexity rn

experiencing jazz chord levels of cognitive dissonance

you will not survive the green thing

hacker who calls using normal websites "prowling the lightweb"

why is every social app’s end goal to become QVC? lmao so gross

i went here and everyone knew you

And it fucking slaps ('Nevada' by Xylitol is on there too)

anyone want to join my war group chat? it's where we plan war