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dly.bsky.social
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3 days ago
“I’m gonna cum” ok spoiler alert much???
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marxismnojutsu.bsky.social
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3 days ago
guess you prefer the jump scare lol
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lobotomizedsadboy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
*Pump scare
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whoislukemcgibb.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Proud to say that nobody has ever spoiled that for me
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bullgooseparty.bsky.social
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3 days ago
You gotta say “I might be about to cum,” so they don’t get a false sense of security
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haljak.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Not in work meetings tho. That had been made clear to me.
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hammancheez.bsky.social
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3 days ago
U disabled quotes just to personally spoil my day is that it
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itsdoug.ca
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3 days ago
This is against Reply-Guy Union rules!!!!
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dly.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I do not recognize your union as legitimate
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hammancheez.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
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3 days ago
oh good quotes are disabled down thread too so I can’t show everyone this anti-labor capitalist nonsense
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llobrow.bsky.social
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3 days ago
unions nuts
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I'm gonna bust
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skilletqueso.com
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3 days ago
"i'm gonna cumimgonnacumimgonna...
or am i?"
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stephensben.bsky.social
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3 days ago
PLOT TWIST
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ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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3 days ago
https://bsky.app/profile/ladyjimrockford.bsky.social/post/3kz3dpetfyk2w
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yersharona.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The best time to say this is actually when you pull out the pan flute and play "hotline bling." Life is short. Confuse them all.
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drsidneyzweibel.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Depending on where it ends up, it could spoil a lot of things... like the rest of your life.
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
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3 days ago
People should say "they're not gonna cum" instead because it adds suspense
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jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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3 days ago
“will i cum? won’t i cum? stay tuned to find out!”
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xbob42.bsky.social
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3 days ago
"I'm gonna uncum" *vacuums it back up*
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tylerjameshill.com
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3 days ago
m. night shyamalan ass sex
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thesix.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That's not a twist, that's torsion, and we need to get you to the ER right now.
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I agree with you, Six
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visceravalentine.bsky.social
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3 days ago
HERE COMES THE SEQUEL
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ishigh.lol
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3 days ago
D
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dly.bsky.social
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3 days ago
hey carl
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ishigh.lol
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3 days ago
I hope you’re well and the weather up there is amazing
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I kind of like the warning so I have ample time to put on my goggles.
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dly.bsky.social
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3 days ago
this is why I never take mine off
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yourhappyhost.com
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3 days ago
Take one for the team!
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riverodder.bsky.social
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3 days ago
🤿
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
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3 days ago
These are almost exactly like mine!
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prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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3 days ago
lmaooo
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los-los.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I imagine they’re on your head so you just lower them
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thetroops.fightins.online
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3 days ago
It’s nice to have you back
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dly.bsky.social
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3 days ago
🥰
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walkingtaako.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Sometimes it's confetti.
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walkingtaako.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I'm too embarassed to talk to my doctor about this.
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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3 days ago
cumfetti was right there
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walkingtaako.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That's when it's half and half.
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pseudonymble.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Says the one who shows up later telling me I'm going to be (or not to be, that is the question) a father in a few months!
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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2 days ago
NARRATOR: but they did not cum. they did not cum at all.
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thebeardidlady.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Is it a spoiler, really? I mean, if someone told you that the ship in Titanic sinks at the end... you kinda knew that was going to happen, surely?
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ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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3 days ago
spoiler aspurt much
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dingledooiss.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I’ve almost had my nose broken!
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I didn’t say out of what
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lilblackheart.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Fuckin 💀
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cait.bsky.social
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3 days ago
so much for the element of surprise
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kakapou.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Maybe there's an after-credits boner setting up a sequel.
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mementomorty.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I for one like the element of surprise!
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thesix.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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thesix.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Not a lot of people know that Watchmen was about cum.
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ninguna.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I like to watch the watchmen watch.
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thesix.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes cum.
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beeb33.bsky.social
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3 days ago
who watches the watchmen with?
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beeb33.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I'm so tired of having sex with people who don't know about finishing
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the-dallas-denali.bsky.social
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3 days ago
You prefer being surprised?
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uk0bach.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Yeah, I was gonna say. The alternative is a jumpscare.
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24fps.bsky.social
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3 days ago
that's why i just keep yelling, "it could happen!"
i mean, it could
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I'm gonna bust
or am i?"
i mean, it could