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Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him No alt text, no engagement
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I TOLD Y'ALL about fashion guy. I've been saying this whole time anyone who is obsessed with the "rules" and the "right and wrong" way men dress is not gonna be someone to count on. But who could have seen a guy who made his beans dragging people on their appearance could be sus???

Thanks for being LA, LA.

This is like the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me 😭

Sometimes I think "I'm gonna be single for the rest of my life" but then I tell myself "don't worry that won't even be very long!" 😃

Everybody looks so awful in movies that came out in 2003

Finally Paul Verhoeven is directing episodes of 2025

Oh no, the cops must be so scared right now, too bad it's not all taking place in a school they can refuse to go into

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I’m going to be building a thread of protest footage and content I can find as the afternoon and evening unfold from LA

American in Australia: I love it here Aussie: ripper, mate, glad yew like it *phone dings* American (looking at phone): oh shit Aussie: what's wrong? American: my travel visa just expired-- *American falls up into the sky and disappears* Aussie (shading his eyes): ...strewth, look at 'im go

It's really hot here today, but I have ac and I haven't gone outside today which means actually it is not hot here today

As much as I love the community I have on here, I really dislike The Community, which is some sort of weird fever dream hypothetical simulacrum the bluesky team as manufactured as cover for what weird ass shit they're doing and dumb ass logic they use. This is patently, hilariously, absurd. 🤣

I upgraded and my phone now uses 2FA 2FURIOUS

My bestie (the one who lives in my building that I mention sometimes) is now on and trying to use bsky. He's a total social media novice lmao. Also he asked me who to follow and just ... actually followed who I said to? Which means he only knows the real me and not the bsky me yet šŸ˜†

I wish the people who were Like This could just be sequestered onto their own little techno island populated by their stupid robots where they get to be main characters and feel special while accomplishing nothing, so the rest of us else could get on with normal non-weird regular ass life

Ran interpol facial recognition on your selfie and it pinged back 98.7% positive identification that you're a little stinker

we have strayed too far from god's light

People keep calling this the goat, but no one ever tells me what it's great at

You know how when you buy food with money and then bring it home, and then eat the food, and now you don't have any of that food anymore? What kind of fucking scam is this?

Finally got to watch Sinners. It is a masterpiece and I am struggling to remember the last movie that's come out in x number of years that was THAT good Just like idk yeah one of the best movies of all time