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Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him tylerfromtheinternet.com
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I've got one about Damocles, but you don't want that hanging over your head.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Huge accounts so desperate to monetize Bluesky they’re making a business out of screenshotting our posts to dunk on us on other platforms y’all are so transparent and pathetic.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Are you (or do you know) a gender affirming care provider who received a Department of Justice subpoena for records over the past couple of days? Are you or someone you know developing a strategy around such subpoenas? If so, please reach out.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm barely (sometimes not) making rent. People have been telling me to start a gofundme but I feel weird about that. But I thought maybe if I was contributing something? SOO I started making shitposting shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

I've got one about Prometheus but might burn a little

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I’ve got a joke about Priapus, but it’s kinda hard to explain.

submitted 230 days ago • 3 comments

I wish reporters would ask Trump questions like "what is 34 plus 67" and "name at least three state capitals west of the Mississippi river" and "sum up the gist of article ii of the Constitution" and "how many sides does a hexagon have" because watching a president fail those questions would be fun

submitted 10 hours ago • 11 comments

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

submitted 11 hours ago • 34 comments

Don't worry gang Democrats have weaponized thoughts and prayers so any minute now things will be fine

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't give a shit about legality, donor states should stop giving money to the federal government

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Didn't this wizard hat wearing silly person vote to confirm Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem? 🤔

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

🫡 godspeed you beautiful bastard

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

When life gives me lemons, I just eat the lemons. I like lemons.

submitted 16 hours ago • 13 comments

I will share my snacks with you

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

If I was leader of a country and I saw americans in the year 2025 rationalizing being the only goddamn country on earth to drop an atomic bomb on civilians I would probably be stockpiling nukes.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

The rest of the world is just watching America like a dude in the group bit by a zombie and is starting to turn into something feral and dangerous. But zombies don't normally have the largest nuclear arsenal in existence

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Hate group is not correct either it’s an apocalyptic accelerationist nazi movement looking to murder anyone they see as a threat to their control of the transition into climate change and the future they believe they are the rightful inheritors of.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

The Verge staff are ready to strike. VOX MEDIA YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT!

submitted 16 hours ago • 19 comments

photo is a dog sniffing at a box on the sidewalk full of dog poop bags, with a note reading collecting dog poop to throw at ice.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I just ate two margherita pizzas and I don't even have a buzz, which is kinda bullshit.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job

submitted 159 days ago • 13 comments

The thing about both world war I and world war II? There's a point in both periods of history that we (in the future looking back) call the start of those wars. The people living at the time were way past that point before they realized they were in them. That delta might have felt like this.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

An app not for dating but for people in a relationship to swipe on movies until there's a match and that's what we are watching tonight

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

Just know I will serve crack before I serve this country.

submitted 14 hours ago • 11 comments