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Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him No alt text, no engagement
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Yo be real is this a travel bidet

it’s called range, sweetie

The enemy of my enemy is my friend when I chuck the first enemy at the second enemy and break his shit

Finally, a real usecase for those horrible scooters.

All Cops Are Backingup

One wild thing about what's happening in California right now is that it isn't far enough removed from what America is just ALWAYS LIKE on average for these events to immediately wake everyone else up to what's actually going on

Hope all the people who like to talk shit about SF are enjoying a nice cup of shut the fuck up juice right now

Hope all the people who like to talk shit about LA are enjoying a nice cup of shut the fuck up juice right now

So when people say they aren't fascists here is footage of them shooting a reporter without provocation

Can't believe I have been hanging out with you bozos for two years

Ran interpol facial recognition on your selfie and it pinged back 98.7% positive identification that you're a little stinker

If they are so smart why tf are they following me?? riddle me this

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Maybe people just don't like you and when you find yourself in an environment where your money can't compensate for that you are forced to rely on your actual charm and wits; likely a terrible feeling for you

NAO TEM NINGUÉM NA GRANDE IMPRENSA BRASILEIRA COBRINDO A FLOTILHA DA LIBERDADE NINGUÉM

Epic Battle Simulator: 1,000 anonymous fascists in riot gear versus THE CITY OF ANGELS

I saw someone say something like, why did people drag fashion guy? This articulates my thoughts well.

I TOLD Y'ALL about fashion guy. I've been saying this whole time anyone who is obsessed with the "rules" and the "right and wrong" way men dress is not gonna be someone to count on. But who could have seen a guy who made his beans dragging people on their appearance could be sus???

Thanks for being LA, LA.

This is like the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me 😭

Sometimes I think "I'm gonna be single for the rest of my life" but then I tell myself "don't worry that won't even be very long!" 😃

Everybody looks so awful in movies that came out in 2003

Finally Paul Verhoeven is directing episodes of 2025

Oh no, the cops must be so scared right now, too bad it's not all taking place in a school they can refuse to go into

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I’m going to be building a thread of protest footage and content I can find as the afternoon and evening unfold from LA

American in Australia: I love it here Aussie: ripper, mate, glad yew like it *phone dings* American (looking at phone): oh shit Aussie: what's wrong? American: my travel visa just expired-- *American falls up into the sky and disappears* Aussie (shading his eyes): ...strewth, look at 'im go