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People just because Gavin Newsom is good at theater doesn’t mean he’s a good guy. Sure he said something showy for the media but he’s still a trans-hating creep who constantly vetoes great legislation because he’s afraid his corporate daddies still turn off the tap.

It's fucking bullshit that there aren't real magic wands so we can just do things like poof make-up on/off or zappo dishes clean or whoosh that bigot's dick just fell off or wamoozle my coffee is warmed up and got a little cream in it It's fucking not cool that that isn't a thing

"Andor is science fiction." Fascists down in LA: "Hold our beer."

Wait no I didnt do as good a job as you think I did wait no there I broke it completely you don't need to give me more work I'm a fuck up I was dead at the time CURSE OF RA 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿

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I worked for 12 hours straight today and I am knackered. That is too long to do anything really but especially sit at a computer. We became the dominant species on the planet so that what we could kill each other in increasingly elaborate ways and sit hunchbacked at a desk all day? We suck.

I haven't been kidnapped since I was a child

I have so much to do, too much, I'm overwhelmed by how much I have to do. So of course someone is outside literally sawing concrete, creating one of the worst sounds imaginable and driving me absolutely batty.

When I'm working on a project for a client, sometimes I need stock photography, which I get by a service I pay for. But every time I search for something and see the results, I do a new search with the same keywords and add "but not lame" and it never works.

states rights! oh no, not like that not like that either definitely not that way

LMFAO 🍎🤡💩

Diana had t girl swag

Hope all the people who like to talk shit about LA are enjoying a nice cup of shut the fuck up juice right now

Yo be real is this a travel bidet

Finally Paul Verhoeven is directing episodes of 2025

I wrote the current year in a document, and you know, the current year ends with a 5. So I wrote 2005. Then I had to fix it to 2025, and experienced in real life the closest thing to a Hitchcock/dolly zoom you can have in your mind lmao

these are SPECIFICALLY the people I want to hang out with. the people I NEVER want to hang out with are the people who think they should be deported.

aaaahaaaahahahahahahaha

I want every immigrant in this country more than I want the people who don't like immigrants in this country.

No fan of the Gavin, but I will always try to support people I don't like when I see them doing or trying to do the right thing, as much as I would prefer him not to run for president. THIS, on the other hand, is a fascist clearly indicating he'll jail his political opponents for not kneeling to him

Yo be real is this a travel bidet

it’s called range, sweetie

The enemy of my enemy is my friend when I chuck the first enemy at the second enemy and break his shit

Finally, a real usecase for those horrible scooters.

All Cops Are Backingup

One wild thing about what's happening in California right now is that it isn't far enough removed from what America is just ALWAYS LIKE on average for these events to immediately wake everyone else up to what's actually going on

Hope all the people who like to talk shit about SF are enjoying a nice cup of shut the fuck up juice right now

Hope all the people who like to talk shit about LA are enjoying a nice cup of shut the fuck up juice right now