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Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him tylerfromtheinternet.com
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every article hating bluesky:

What do you mean you don’t want this XL picture of poop hanging on your wall? You said you love shit posters

this place is free

For example, gay shit for pride

Saving this to text back at the DSCC

I've got one about Damocles, but you don't want that hanging over your head.

Huge accounts so desperate to monetize Bluesky they’re making a business out of screenshotting our posts to dunk on us on other platforms y’all are so transparent and pathetic.

Are you (or do you know) a gender affirming care provider who received a Department of Justice subpoena for records over the past couple of days? Are you or someone you know developing a strategy around such subpoenas? If so, please reach out.

Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm barely (sometimes not) making rent. People have been telling me to start a gofundme but I feel weird about that. But I thought maybe if I was contributing something? SOO I started making shitposting shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?

I've got one about Prometheus but might burn a little

I’ve got a joke about Priapus, but it’s kinda hard to explain.

I wish reporters would ask Trump questions like "what is 34 plus 67" and "name at least three state capitals west of the Mississippi river" and "sum up the gist of article ii of the Constitution" and "how many sides does a hexagon have" because watching a president fail those questions would be fun

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

Don't worry gang Democrats have weaponized thoughts and prayers so any minute now things will be fine

I don't give a shit about legality, donor states should stop giving money to the federal government

Didn't this wizard hat wearing silly person vote to confirm Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem? 🤔

🫡 godspeed you beautiful bastard

When life gives me lemons, I just eat the lemons. I like lemons.