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The Whit walks still take place in Manchester but the traditional heavy boozing and fighting in the streets have faded in recent years.

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Had one of my occasional, recurring stress dreams last night. I'm in a house resembling one I've lived in or know in some way. As I explore away from the main living area it becomes more shabby, flimsy and insubstantial until it's swaying in the breeze and I'm left holding on to walls and roofs.

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Basically the same bloke repeated, like every beauty contest I suppose. I guess male or female, it's about symmetry in the individual that becomes a kind of supersymmetry in the group.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's too early to be pondering contradictions in terms or other logical fallacies so work can fuck off for a while.

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Yes, but they've spent billions creating an infinite number of monkeys, realised what you get is an infinity -1 amount of gibberish, and are desperate. Steal and resell, on the other hand, has been profitable for ever.

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Challenging run this morning, but fun nonetheless.

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The pub next door have painted the adjoining ginnel matt black and the local goth/emo teens have claimed it. It's an improvement over the public pissers, shaggers and coke heads but they need to up their music game. John Legend and Coldplay just won't do, although the sadness in there is at 11 rn.

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We won't become extinct due to AI becoming sentient and nuking us. It'll happen because AI will hoover up every resource fighting itself.

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Just left a 5 star review on Trust Pilot like a boss.

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Saw a small meteorite streak overhead and disintegrate about a mile or so away the other night. No eldritch creatures emerged from the smoking embers though, so meh.

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Ah well, never good enough tonight or all season. Lots of effort, too little direction or application.

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The commentary as shite as the football. McCoist applauding a pass straight to the opposition.

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If that goal wins the game it would perfectly sum up United and Spurs season. Dogshit with Spurs gaining a cherry on top of theirs.

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United do another Ruprecht.

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Usually over excited at United finals but not tonight. We haven't deserved to be there, nevermind to win. Tbh It'll be a bonus not to be hammered again.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

They keep trying that padlock thing but me and the council are agin it.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don't do early morning runs as a rule. Today was both gorgeous and torture for the knees.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Legit use of AI:- Spreadsheets that do exactly what I want them to by the medium of pointing and shouting, and/or telepathic thought projection.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Magic of the cup and every other cliché.

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City deserve to lose this for that font on their backs.

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Potholes! Egg wheels is what you get with a Reform council. Fucking wasters!

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There's the prefixes for graduations and nuance too. A dozy prat slips on the banana skin he's just dicarded. The absolute cunt specifically targeted the victim and videoed the whole thing and so on. Endless permutations are possible.

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Everybody watching #totp and I'm here with my mam watching Monty Don. Iris siberia is rocking the house. Perennial Helianthus hasn't aged well. So 90's.

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Toy Story 4, the middest of the franchise broke me up. The first came out the year our eldest was born so he was 24, our youngest 22, by the time Andy went to college. I thought I'd got over all the emotions of our 2 growing up and away but no, this grown man wailed. Fucking floods. Still do tbqhwy

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