senator-vreenak.bsky.social
I'm a faaake! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a shuttle to catch.
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Werther's is calling to you
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Reminds me of Cheers:
youtu.be/fyleI2p-JMY?...
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Ground bork is much more common than flying bork.
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In my town back in the day, they kept using front-end loaders to knock down doors when they raided houses, but then they kept getting the wrong addresses.
I'm sure giving them APCs and military grade flashbangs and tear gas totally solved their incompetence.
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When I looked up the original artist, George Michael, his name brought up this image. It seems fitting for a tromboner.
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In the Romulan Imperial Fleet, our tea mugs were passed down from generation to generation. The stains were a source of immense pride. We called it "seasoning".
I will never forgive Garak for blowing up my mug. It had a picture of a puppy on it.
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Yes, you'll be saying exactly that in 40 years.
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I saw King of the Hill in Swedish. Boomhauer was sublime.
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Nah, that's probably just a blown hemorrhoid. You're fine. Probably.
(Don't take medical advice from Romulans on the internet!)
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Was this guy the prior tenant?
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This sounds like a Dominion trick. I'm not sure to what end, but I say we leave him rather than risk triggering whatever devious trap they have set. If it *is* Riker, he would understand.
The alternative is to send in a bunch of live gagh to lick the marmalade off and tickle him unconscious.
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Elon's drug use and Trump's fast-food habit have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
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Don't give me hope
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They both have the chance to do the funniest thing.
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Touché!
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Naturally.
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"Tinder: The Fuck Dating App"
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Did they just watch Code of Honor?
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Every problem can be solved by kicking.
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Their newest employee:
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I thought we agreed not to talk about the other 7 times.
Besides, you already know how to clean them up, so you're halfway done! Right?
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I thought I was downloading bootleg Beyonce music. Was that not what that was?
So...have I inadvertently unleashed klingon bees on the habitat ring?
My bad.
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You just inspired a million dollar crossover idea:
Purse/walking taco.
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This may have been my fault.
In a grave cultural and linguistic faux pas, I accidentally asked for "promenade tacos", since we were on the Promenade. The replicator replied, "It's 'street tacos', dumbass," and started firing.
I would apologize, but they're delicious.
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Because the usernames "I-DO-IT-WITH-SELF-SEALING-STEM-BOLTS" and "BUTTNOSE" were taken?
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Like this
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😐
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I have a stomach AAACHE!
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I meant a six pack of soft shell tacos, in case that wasn't clear.
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You're a grown man. If you want pudding, you can get pudding. Even in the middle of the night. To eat in your underwear. We won't judge you. I mean, we'll mock your fluorescent white thighs, but go ahead--treat yourself.
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The new Denny's menu is a bit much
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That is Suzi Quattro erasure, and it will not stand!