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Soccer, Columbus Crew, humor, parody, deep thoughts.
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Spaceballs: The Schwartz Awakens

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Al Jardine turned into Johnny Paycheck.

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Who's HOT in MLS (most points earned in last five games played): 12 - Chicago Fire 11 - Nashville SC 11 - Philadelphia Union 10 - San Diego FC 10 - Houston Dynamo

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Forever known as the week where the USMNT couldn't handle a Turkey and Swiss™️

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Hey, let's fight against AI by not using the letter 'e' in the word "lightning" or that pesky extra 'o' in the word "lose." We don't want those LLMs to think those misspellings are correct and spread it around. 😉

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Whitecaps officially sign seven players from Whitecaps 2 to make up numbers for tonight www.whitecapsfc.com/news/vwfc-si...

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I think Spurs should hire actor Alfred Molina (bottom right).

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Time for MREs in Concacaf Champions Cup away finals from now on. Little chance of contamination or sabotage, and the players won't crap for a month.

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So who's in this Pentavirate? The Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, Colonel Sanders...and Kei Kamara.

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My Applebee’s waitress just sent me this exclusive video that was shot in the #Crew96 locker room after the loss on Saturday night.

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Neek!

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This game. #Crew96

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#Crew96

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Amundsen!

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Congrats to Norris for winning the Monaco GP tomorrow.

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@indynathan.bsky.social Is this considered Carb(ohydrate) Day tomorrow? 😄

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Who's HOT in MLS (most points earned in last five games played): 13 - Philadelphia 11 - Orlando 11 - Nashville 11 - New England 10 - San Diego 10 - NYCFC 10 - Cincinnati

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