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In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim. Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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Beach Admiral Figgis the Dog

RIP to a real one. Salmonella comes at you fast y'all, be safe condolences to bob

If I ever come back to Magic: The Gathering it will be Modern

The Speedwagon Foundation has been very nasty and unfair to the beautiful Mr. Dio

I have successfully convinced my coworker to watch Murderbot when it comes out My place in heaven is secure

Crazy Frog: Origins

not me im a genetic freak

#StarWarsUnlimited went 3-1 at a Showdown today with Gar Yellow: Rd 1 vs Gar Yellow 🔫💥🔫 Rd 2 vs Quinlan Red 💥💥 Rd 3 vs Bossk ECL 🔫🔫 Rd 4 vs Lando Green 🔫🔫

Damn Shohei Ohtani’s new baby just stole $15 million from him and gambled it away!

Cleanest game of Pandemic in a while. Absolute domination from the home side

MURDERBOT MURDERBOT MURDERBOT MURDERBOT

Hades (2020)

One of the opinions I most deeply hold that makes me feel slightly like a Boomer is that this show was perfect and could return mysteriously intact for a single night, Brigadoon style, and it would be the stuff of tv legend.

Best friends swing for 6 on turn 2 #StarWarsUnlimited

I bet Superman pees in space constantly. Like there's a big crystalline boulder of frozen piss on the back side of the moon.

false spring fuckin OWNS

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A grey Subaru

PLS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY LISTENED TO FRONT 242 AT WROK AND NOW I AM TOO HYPE

Did some redecorating at the office #StarWarsUnlimited

Figgis the Dog enjoys chewing on a rope. This is his Enjoyment Activity.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

Extremely good thread taking a look at the power curve (as it stands) (on the ground) for #StarWarsUnlimited

I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need to be going to rowdy concerts Thank Christ for non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs

the only thing i have ever wanted is the people's ovation and fame forever

I've been cooking something up over the past few months! Specifically that something is "Behind Unlimited," a monthly article series in which I write long-form about topics related to designing SWU. The first entry in that series debuts today! #FFGStaff starwarsunlimited.com/articles/beh...

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA Scanning Officer OP #StarWarsUnlimited

GIVE ME A SPECTRE AHSOKA YOU COWARDS #StarWardUnlimited

Holy Christ the Section 31 movie is so bad. Just unfathomably bad. The dialogue is 90% exposition and the other 10% is "quirky" and "fun", just an absolute pile of garbage, I hate this movie and I hate myself for having watched it

Doing the damn thing at draft night #StarWarsUnlimited

Figgis the Dog is moving at Beach Velocity

Thrawn is back! Oh I love this! #SWU #StarWarsUnlimited

Got 9th on tiebreaks at the PQ cool cool cool Nice to know what it feels like when eternal fate turns its back on a man cool cool cool cool cool

a real hero and a real human being