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In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim. Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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AI weirdos can pry em dashes and sparkle emojis from my cold, dead hands

Click Robot tells it like it is Click Robot for US President

Beach Admiral Figgis the Dog

RIP to a real one. Salmonella comes at you fast y'all, be safe condolences to bob

If I ever come back to Magic: The Gathering it will be Modern

The Speedwagon Foundation has been very nasty and unfair to the beautiful Mr. Dio

I have successfully convinced my coworker to watch Murderbot when it comes out My place in heaven is secure

Crazy Frog: Origins

not me im a genetic freak

#StarWarsUnlimited went 3-1 at a Showdown today with Gar Yellow: Rd 1 vs Gar Yellow 🔫💥🔫 Rd 2 vs Quinlan Red 💥💥 Rd 3 vs Bossk ECL 🔫🔫 Rd 4 vs Lando Green 🔫🔫

Cleanest game of Pandemic in a while. Absolute domination from the home side

MURDERBOT MURDERBOT MURDERBOT MURDERBOT

Hades (2020)

One of the opinions I most deeply hold that makes me feel slightly like a Boomer is that this show was perfect and could return mysteriously intact for a single night, Brigadoon style, and it would be the stuff of tv legend.

Best friends swing for 6 on turn 2 #StarWarsUnlimited

I bet Superman pees in space constantly. Like there's a big crystalline boulder of frozen piss on the back side of the moon.

false spring fuckin OWNS

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A grey Subaru

PLS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY LISTENED TO FRONT 242 AT WROK AND NOW I AM TOO HYPE

Did some redecorating at the office #StarWarsUnlimited

Figgis the Dog enjoys chewing on a rope. This is his Enjoyment Activity.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

Extremely good thread taking a look at the power curve (as it stands) (on the ground) for #StarWarsUnlimited

I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need to be going to rowdy concerts Thank Christ for non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs

the only thing i have ever wanted is the people's ovation and fame forever

I've been cooking something up over the past few months! Specifically that something is "Behind Unlimited," a monthly article series in which I write long-form about topics related to designing SWU. The first entry in that series debuts today! #FFGStaff starwarsunlimited.com/articles/beh...

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA Scanning Officer OP #StarWarsUnlimited

GIVE ME A SPECTRE AHSOKA YOU COWARDS #StarWardUnlimited

Holy Christ the Section 31 movie is so bad. Just unfathomably bad. The dialogue is 90% exposition and the other 10% is "quirky" and "fun", just an absolute pile of garbage, I hate this movie and I hate myself for having watched it

Doing the damn thing at draft night #StarWarsUnlimited

Figgis the Dog is moving at Beach Velocity

Thrawn is back! Oh I love this! #SWU #StarWarsUnlimited