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shampoocake.bsky.social
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Throw it against the wall and see what sticks is a good motto when going about life, I think. Didn't work with my cousin tho. Not sure why I thought all of him would stick.

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Pidgeons like big beaks, no matter where on the body they are. I'm like a pidgeon but with cocks.

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My phone screen is just as cracked as I am.

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I'm torn between pointing out what I think is wrong with the world and plain shitposting.

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They say there is a lid for every pot. So here I am, a gawdsdamned spoon looking for a lid.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

There is a little teflon inside all of us.

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