shampoocake.bsky.social
A dude who gay.
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I buy several sets of the same item so I always look like I don't change at all. But you can tell because I smell FUCKING AMAZING.
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He is such a cryptid
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Yah i did too.
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Was that it? Is it over?
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Somebody should explain to her that she can book hotels with all the services and amenities she wants. Or maybe she can just stay near the british coast if she wants easy access to beaches and chips.
Next thing you'll her her complain about too many foreigners in greece as well.
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Oof
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crosseyed frieren
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Und ich werfe die Hände in die Luft und schreie "Hui!" weil die alternative wäre gute Seile und stabile Deckenhaken zu recherchieren. Rein hypothetisch natürlich.
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Verteilt die eigentlich noch diese Kugelschreiber?
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"They have issues." is much better.
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Yeah fuck them. The good childhoods were the ones where you got beaten with a bamboo stick for not doing the dishes at 6yso.
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Lemme get the other end quick
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Prerequisite not fulfilled.
Happy pride.
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That's how it starts. Next you'll be fisted by strangers in a back alley at 3am.
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Great in a roast.
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Oh. Well, hello daddy.
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This gives "Dear Fat People" vibes
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Did ya hit 20?
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Tell me something I don't know since I'm four.
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No actual shit. I'm not a swine.
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I need some time to get in the zone for the right pic. All romantic and shit.
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Who are we policing?
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Auf meiner Liste stehe bisher nur ich.
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Good times create weak people. I'm for sending them into fight pits so we can have a future of giftet capable people who ensure peace.
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Do a hardshell taco next. I want to see that fucker crumble.
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Ich hab einen Mixer mit Aufsatz für Teig. Der macht das ganz gut.
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Been there.
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I can offer one of those. Slightly used, but good condition.
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Arrogant shitfucks with their shells. They think they are so much better than us.
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Gotta love em. For being gay, I mean
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Ok now how do I stop?
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That belt thing looks like fetish gear. You'll probably make them want to stay if you use that.
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Twitter employees are probably looking for new jobs by now. His platform paywalling will seal it's end.
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Any semi-blunt instrument would work, to deter any intruders or weirdos, strictly hypothetically.
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Wish I could do that
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Ha! Joke's on you, I feel comfortable being ugly anywhere.
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Because he's not smart. He pretends to be by shifting the meaning of words until his opponents give up.
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This comment thread is perfect.
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He doesn't like being labeled because that gives people someting to have an actual argument about.
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misogony? last time I checked I men can have boobs as well. some even have really big ones.
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sweet
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Mein Hass für Leute die keine räumliche Wahrnehmung haben.
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Lass mal alle KI benutzen cringe machen
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They've been doing it irl for a long time. They've just discovered what everybody else knew about ten years ago. They need to go through that early internet stage just like everybody else. Entertainment, bullying, fake stories and information, sending death wishes, stan-ing...
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So here we have a standard Ikea Store set, as you can see this includes three distinct packages. Please note that the screws are included in one of them, but we won't tell which. You will need additional tools, we recommend reading the instruction book made of 5 simple illustrations beforehand...
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Oh no! Someone call the navy!