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sharkedup.bsky.social
chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep
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dont forget: no mashup radio this week, cuz ill be live with the other datafruits fiends in seattle!

Is there a way to teach my friends and loved ones to ignore advertisements and sponsored posts? If it says “ad” it’s literally all noise, no signal. Why don’t they understand

Los Angeles: if you get tear gas or see other people who have been and someone calling themselves a medic tries to use milk to wash their eyes out SLAP THAT MILK JUG OUT THEIR FUCKING HAND. MILK DOES NOT WASH OUT TEAR GAS. Just use bottled water please.

This sandwich healed my generational trauma

ppl who talk about their love for “milfs” and “older women” but mean 25-30 year olds: you will never ascend

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

ok im gonna be busy for a little bit, promise you'll text me if one of them follows their leader into the bunker right?

#RECALL: Midea recalls about 1.7 Million U & U+ Window Air Conditioners due to risk of mold exposure. Pooled water in the air conditioners can fail to drain quickly enough, which can lead to mold growth. Get refund or repair. CONTACT: www.MideaUrecall.expertinquiry.com cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...

Buenas Pachas! Happy Pride & Wagoogus Wednesday! 🦇🏳️‍🌈 At 2pm EDT, we'll be continuing our journey in Another Crab's Treasure! We have a new objective to head out into the Open Ocean on a Treasure Hunt foretold by a cereal box! 🐚 🔗: twitch.tv/pachapequena #VSky ❣ #VTlive ❣ #VConnect ❣ #PNGtuber

Saw the biggest cellar spider of my life chilling on the very low ceiling to the basement

datafruits MULTIBALL June 11th Wednesday 7pm @ timewarp 21+ free entry oven firedrill JJBerri martinradio kelio magenta skull xandy All your favorite datafruits DJs + guests at timewarp on a wednesday. Come down hear some tunes score some multiballs hang out

Men bring this image to your barber challenge

folks, it's that time again!

hello everyone! i'm nora; i have a shop where i sell fused glass jewelry! here's my pride collection nora.jewelry/collections/... here's fill the kiln, where you choose the colors and i make the piece nora.jewelry/products/fil... here's bespoke for bueller, same deal nora.jewelry/products/bes...

obligatory may 31 post

The song Strike It Up always makes me think of the blue lizard dance from Tobal No. 2 so I had to put them together

I hope that the guy I hate the most at work refuses to listen to my advice and insists on calling our new training modules “CBT” for “Competency Based Training”

Even LLMs don’t wanna work for more than a week before going insane, I should be getting way more credit

so what's ANYSONG BLENDER???? it's an even looser format from my regular radio show SHOPLIFTING ART SUPPLIES, and its got way less focus on continuous mixes or genre. i play WHATEVER thats the ANYSONG, we'll do the BLENDER tonight &ill extremely chop the shit up live w/cursed dj tech 🔪 7pacif 10e

Part two, 15 minutes, datafruits.fm/chat

Tonight! Part two! Doing the mid tempo stuff today, saving the fast stuff for the finale (part three)

Should I play a video game today

No Rhode Island hot weiner on this but I’m ride or die on those all the way and a coffee milk. Can’t eat pork franks now tho so I gotta make my own

I hope that I’m never lonely enough to talk to a fucking chatbot

Thanks to Boise Cascade contractors safety training for this new reaction image