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Big fan of GMacht's hiatus beard, the sister wives and the dude with the middle name Johannes, FWIW. Used to count shits. When I'm not being an insufferable fangirl, I'm...an insufferable person with BIG opinions and analysis. Basically just insufferable.
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Apparently, removing LGBTQ+ and DEI from the military results in out-of-sync marching, squeaky wheels, and underwhelming attendance. Just saying.

Everyone at the Times should keep Clinton, Harris, and everyone else they helped bury so their little fascist buddy could be in office out their fucking mouths.

Ah, yes. Attack folks over being at an event that, likely, was in the works before that orange fuck even got elected. Throw in a Soros dogwhistle while you’re at it. Reporting!

"Harris is a warmonger!" "Harris will start World War Three!"

The racist microaggressions in Mykayla Skinner’s statement regarding Simone cannot be overstated This is not news for people who know her. the woman who bullied gabby douglas on twitter w racist emojis for being better than her, now resorting to the “angry black woman” trope for the GOAT #gymternet

If I invented an electric moonshine still, I'd simply call it Proof By Induction.

🏳️‍🌈 No Kings, yasss Queens. Happy Pride Boston

"The Christian music legend Michael Tait, whose hit song 'God’s Not Dead' became an anthem for Donald Trump’s MAGA movement, has been accused of sexually assaulting three men, two who believed they were drugged by the rock star in the early 2000s." 1/2 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Madonna’s Erotica would’ve sent these hoes to the grave

The Dallas Express, which sued me (and lost) for calling it right wing propaganda, published an article suggesting in the form of a question that the assassination of Democratic elected officials in Minnesota could be "Democrats kill[ing] their own so they could turn around and blame Republicans?"

Truly wild photos coming in from Los Angeles right now.

When a disabled person has a traumatizing medical experience, people are quick to say “just lodge a complaint!” They don’t consider all the barriers that exist. The threat of retaliation. The potential for being labeled “difficult”. The fact that most complaints go nowhere.

I feel like I keep wanting to boost this and then undoing it because, while journalists SHOULDN'T need to be on any platform, the reality is many, especially those who cover certain areas, get vital traffic that way. They need to survive, unfortunately. But otherwise, certain folks...🤐

The violence reported is that two people drove their cars into protesters.

Pretty sure I saw longer lines to meet David Tennant and Billie Piper than crowds at that "parade."

"President Donald Trump celebrated his birthday at a massive military parade he's dreamed of for years" is the most pathetic thing I've read all day.

Six GOP governors activated the National Guard ahead of #NoKings because they claimed the protesters may be violent. 5 million of us marched. And so far all actual violence seems to have come at the hands of counter-protesters, Christian nationalist terrorists and law enforcement.

אין מלכים

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

Guy just did for parades what he did for steaks, airlines, and casinos.

@msnbc.com reporter at the 1:15 mark. “The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings

Graduates of the Roger Corman School of low-budget filmmaking had all sorts of tricks for making a dozen extras look like a Roman legion. You can see a number of those tricks here.

I had planned to add a crowd to my parade cartoon but ran out of time. Guess I didn't need to anyway.

Nations typically throw military parades to demonstrate their organizational prowess and national unity. So…uh… message received.

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I need someone with skills to put that sound effect they have on RPDR when someone fails BIGLY at a Snatch Game answer under this.

If you truly believe that all of the No Kings protests today are astro-turfed by George Soros, shouldn't that fact embarrass you, as a right-winger? Right-wingers have billionaires like Musk worth many times what Soros is worth; why couldn't they have hired more people to come to the parade today?

A totally peaceful day in DTLA and suddenly they’ve declared unlawful assembly because the cops got bored and started tear gassing people. Disgusting.

Literally the Russian flag in the post. Two of them

no… no, they can’t possibly be… oh my god, they wouldn’t… they can’t be… YES, THEY ARE PLAYING FORTUNATE SON

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

1m people allegedly in boston today. the scale of this is just crazy. i think record-breaking www.wcvb.com/article/more...

The inclusion of the guy wearing insurrection merch makes this hallucinated “reporting” art.

Democracy Dies in Darkness, you fascist-loving fucks.

the story today is of a profoundly low energy military parade being met with millions of americans in nationwide protests denouncing the dictatorial pretensions of the president

I don't want to hear a goddamned thing from anyone who didn't vote for Kamala. The time to "meet the moment" was in November, and you failed miserably.

"A man who was arrested for impersonating an officer during the Chicago ICE protests in the Loop Thursday afternoon had a loaded weapon when he was taken into custody, according to police sources."

Absolutely wild assumptions made about "liberals" after seeing a march in the South. Perhaps if people want to stand up for people in "red" states, they should first ask what work they, and their local Dem party, have been doing while y'all snubbed your noses at them.

When you actually honor your oath: "'I felt called to action,' Foder, who joined the Army more than a decade ago, said while waiting for a train out of the city. 'I fought for other people to have that right.'" www.courierpostonline.com/story/news/p...

All these crowds of people out ACTUALLY protesting this shit, and online main characters want to pull shit that's from decades ago to get a dopamine rush on a social media platform that doesn't even pay for ~engagement~. 🥴

They cut everything to the bone. People's kids are going hungry. National parks are under threat. All under the pretense of necessity. And then millions are spent on this? A party no one came to? Restoring every DOGE cut and employee line is my #1 demand for whatever elections come next.