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shebjammin.bsky.social
30 something that's turning into her parents way too soon
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“You look silly still wearing a mask.” You look silly still being with that man but you don’t see me judging.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

🗣️🗣️🗣️"I walk in with the haven't you puppies ever heard of...closing the dog-gy door?!"

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

My cult: men worshipping women and giving them money.

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Racism is crazy because Joan and Bert let Remmick in like he wasn't looking like a sizzling fajita from T.G.I. Friday's

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2 😔 I should be at like 20 by now

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

white men want to be able to tell women "they'd motorboat those babies" at the water cooler without pushback. Or tell Dwayne in accounting he does his people proud.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

*looks at avi

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Y’all autumn people soft as cotton! Need it to be 57° for y’all to shine. Ain’t nobody’s skin glowing in November! Just cloudy and dull -Signed a Summer Baby 😎☀️

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Only four players have won MVP, the scoring title & an NBA Championship in the same season. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in 1971 Michael Jordan (x3) Shaquille O'Neal in 2000 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander this season

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

The parentheses 🤭 per Scottie Pippen, it don't count if you don't win 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Very happy for Caruso ☺️

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

You got got twice today. Go 3 for 3 @bigturtle87.bsky.social

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🤭

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I would like to congratulate all millennials on being too old to be drafted, we did that. 😂🤣😂

submitted 11 hours ago • 10 comments

No ‘Cers. 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I cant wait for the newest episode of The Read

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So…the Pacers are NOT doing it for Lil Saint.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I love when me and my Chicago peeps say the same thing. I be like "seen"

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And this is why "decent" was turned into what it is now. Chicago is the embodiment of "I'll never give you a 10" while lowkey giving you 100. It's everything 😂

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They bad 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Okay, what did they get bullied for? Because Chicago folks are wary of strangers by nature but only mean when provoked lol

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BUTTer, is CRAZY work.

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🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

Energy.

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As a Cancer woman who has told a Taurus man to pull over and let me out on the side of the road at 1 am because he was pissing me tf off I can only imagine.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

And notice nobody ever says “blue no matter who” when it’s a progressive. They care very much who and so should you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Also, no offense (genuinely), both those men are sexual predators. *Predators*. “Pests” make their actions and abuse of power sound more benign than they actually are.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments