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If I were a Senate Democrat and Trump had just started an immoral and unconstitutional war, I would not vote to advance his Asst Sec of Defense. But these 10 just did: Fetterman Gallego Hassan Kaine Kelly King Reed Rosen Slotkin Warnock

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Do not let the Europeans pretend they’re not doing this.

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Trigger warning: women detailing their interactions with Andrew Cuomo Sexual assault

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Black women becoming the face of AI is not funny to me.

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The men on here with the 3rd leg talking about they got a shrimp is exactly why I believe nothing a man says 🙂‍↔️

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Bruh wtf

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Love when a man walks like his d—

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Yo tonguing down a man who I know just tongued down someone else? Let alone a yt?!

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Mono running rampant

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#HeadlockChronicles

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I couldn’t choose who to quote. Its like a soft baked Brookie you’ve been craving all day

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Honey chipotle crispy chicken crispers please and thank you

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Absolutely

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I'm going outSIDE

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SCREAMING AT THE CRAB

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Lightskins. It’s your time to escape the poverty of melanin depravity 😬

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FINALLY FOUND IT!

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Evey time I see Cynthia Erivo enjoying some form of Black culture, I get pissed off

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Black women are the most educated because we'll use anything as an excuse to go back to school. Too much free time? It's certifications out there. Tired of them white people at yo job? Sign up for that online course to get away from their dumbasses. Newly single? Another degree will wipe the tears.

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I really do say the most ridiculous shit because why did I include that last line? 🤣

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One of my pet peeves about romance books is if the FMC is super independent and an all around bad ass, there's almost always a moment where she hits some iteration of this line "as a feminist that shouldn't make me weak in the knees." And this has convinced me that white hoes are the weakest link.

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Y'all remember how in Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Kaiju were the natural monsters that essentially kept the world balanced while that Hydra-looking monster essentially was an alien, and that's why it was fucking up the ecosystem? That movie was a metaphor and the alien monster was yt people.

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I need to go find my skeet where I said young Black people let the 2 chill white kids they kick it with and the internet blind them to who white people really are.

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"Who keep putting cats on the timeline???" Oh, im on the discover tab..

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They don't even have legs and they wash them. Incredible.

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We ain’t never played no games … not one time. Republican Party switched up on us once (1) and Mfers said “Bet.”

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Bring back trades

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thumbs & middle fingers clap vigorously 🥂

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Shit the plastic ones too 😭

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HUSBAND: WTF did you do to your car!? Wife:…. Don’t get mad…. The curb jumped out and hit me…again. Husband: …..so now I’m stupid huh!?

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Old establishment Democrats would rather get endorsed by supervillains than change LMAO

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Going to the CLERB

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the Supreme Court is illegitimate. Period.

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Cool opportunity alert: Top Dawg Entertainment has announced the TDE Films Short Film Fund, and are looking for fund directors and creators with short films: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

If I were a Senate Democrat and Trump had just started an immoral and unconstitutional war, I would not vote to advance his Asst Sec of Defense. But these 10 just did: Fetterman Gallego Hassan Kaine Kelly King Reed Rosen Slotkin Warnock

Do not let the Europeans pretend they’re not doing this.

Trigger warning: women detailing their interactions with Andrew Cuomo Sexual assault

Black women becoming the face of AI is not funny to me.

The men on here with the 3rd leg talking about they got a shrimp is exactly why I believe nothing a man says 🙂‍↔️

Bruh wtf

Love when a man walks like his d—

Yo tonguing down a man who I know just tongued down someone else? Let alone a yt?!

Mono running rampant

#HeadlockChronicles

I couldn’t choose who to quote. Its like a soft baked Brookie you’ve been craving all day

Honey chipotle crispy chicken crispers please and thank you

Absolutely

I'm going outSIDE

SCREAMING AT THE CRAB

Lightskins. It’s your time to escape the poverty of melanin depravity 😬

FINALLY FOUND IT!

Evey time I see Cynthia Erivo enjoying some form of Black culture, I get pissed off

Black women are the most educated because we'll use anything as an excuse to go back to school. Too much free time? It's certifications out there. Tired of them white people at yo job? Sign up for that online course to get away from their dumbasses. Newly single? Another degree will wipe the tears.

I really do say the most ridiculous shit because why did I include that last line? 🤣

One of my pet peeves about romance books is if the FMC is super independent and an all around bad ass, there's almost always a moment where she hits some iteration of this line "as a feminist that shouldn't make me weak in the knees." And this has convinced me that white hoes are the weakest link.

Y'all remember how in Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Kaiju were the natural monsters that essentially kept the world balanced while that Hydra-looking monster essentially was an alien, and that's why it was fucking up the ecosystem? That movie was a metaphor and the alien monster was yt people.

I need to go find my skeet where I said young Black people let the 2 chill white kids they kick it with and the internet blind them to who white people really are.

"Who keep putting cats on the timeline???" Oh, im on the discover tab..

They don't even have legs and they wash them. Incredible.

We ain’t never played no games … not one time. Republican Party switched up on us once (1) and Mfers said “Bet.”

Bring back trades

thumbs & middle fingers clap vigorously 🥂

Shit the plastic ones too 😭

HUSBAND: WTF did you do to your car!? Wife:…. Don’t get mad…. The curb jumped out and hit me…again. Husband: …..so now I’m stupid huh!?

Old establishment Democrats would rather get endorsed by supervillains than change LMAO

Going to the CLERB

the Supreme Court is illegitimate. Period.

Cool opportunity alert: Top Dawg Entertainment has announced the TDE Films Short Film Fund, and are looking for fund directors and creators with short films: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

And I truly thank him for it.

Nobody has ever said it better than Stacey 💯

#HeadlockChronicles