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me rn:

daydreaming about her hips

i feel like my brain's malfunctioning this is a dangerous angle

I like u on your knees looking up at me ₊˚⊹ᰔ #bewbs #boobas #nsfw #nsfwgoth #hips #microbikini #tease #fansly

i wanna cum so fucking bad rn but my goddamn neck and shoulders won't let me get the range of motion😭

no, i think i'll stick to my sangria, i worked hard on perfecting it and now im going to drink it

this is eerily the same meltdown hyper-nationalist Indians and their media are having because my country refuses to respond in a way that would legitimize their attacks on our soil and people.. but what do i know, im just another voice in a crowded market

for clarity, are we talking the actual Ferrari or are we talking Scuderia Ferrari F1 because those are two very different things where one is a sleek, gorgeous, and is perfectly in-sync while the other is a raging dumpster fire carried by pure spite

great googly-moogly, that thang is JUICY

can I interest you in sum harnessed booty on this fine wednesday? #booty ✰ #gothbooty ✰ #wagonwednesday ✰ #goon ✰ #harness ✰ #ass ✰ #goonette ✰

i would give anything to be called a good boy and forced to cum in someone's embrace until i fall asleep

Nolan North's decisions to make Primis Richtofen a maniacal bastard with a serious streak of sexual deviancy and innuendo is a stroke (Richtofen would love some strokes, but only after you buy him dinner) is fucking GENIUS because murderous, but flamboyant German man is fucking PEAK

The Big 3 debate exists across all realms. Today's Big 3 debate is one that's a complete lie because it took Kendrick Lamar 5 songs to start, dominate, and end the debate. Who else but HIM, the omega, Kung-Fu Kenny, is the undeniable GOAT of hiphop?

1 hour into being 23 and im already hearing my shoulders and back start to creak

yes. yes, they fucking do.

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it’s that time again

I need a Homelander Cody Rhodes run. Fuck being the good guy, let us see the DARK SIDE of the ultimate modern good guy. I want the American Nightmare to actually BE an American Nightmare and give the roster all the smoke.

First off, massage with my finest cocoa butter lotion, make sure the cheeks are relaxed like brisket fresh off the smoker. Secondly, I go through my own skincare routine because nobody likes grime in their ass. Once I am finished, I sanitize whatever I can, lay down a nice towel and proceed to dine.

im curious…reskeet 🔁 if u would worship quote with how you’d worship it ₊˚⊹ᰔ #ass 🍑 #booty 🍑 #derriere 🍑 #thicc 🍑 #leggings 🍑 #nsfwsky 🍑

not to horny post but.. i’d hold your hand in public..

we totally didnt do a video together or anything 😳 ~ rts v appreciated ~

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it. i haven't made my mind, should i keep it? i got big dog status it ain't no secret

me but in the 4th grade about the girl in the class 3 years senior to mine that my mom taught English Lit in: