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Wordle 1,447 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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I have another doctor appointment today. Maybe I'll finally find out what the fuck's wrong with me.

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But I wasn't finished sleeping.

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Bluesky is dying because I went on vacation.

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Winnie The Pooh style is my favorite way to sleep

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I gotta go to bed so I can wake up and have coffee and play Wordle music.youtube.com/watch?v=bxUL...

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Stir Fry Migos BBC music.youtube.com/watch?v=sSex...

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Had to switch to whiskey after reading about the latest travel ban. Lol we’re all fucked.

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Since Day Numero Uno Memories Back Then T.I. B.o.B. Sir Kendrick Lamar music.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Gh...

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@metaweta.bsky.social Pioneer speakers This D.J. Warren G 🌴 music.youtube.com/watch?v=6kPN...

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🎶 You'z A Ganxta No I'm not DJ Quik music.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Zn...

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🎶 you must be goin' blind Can't C Me 2Pac music.youtube.com/watch?v=1REu...

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The Way I Are Timbaland Ms. Keri Hilson D.O.E. music.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rL...

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Fine China Chris Brown music.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnse...

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Can't Feel My Face The Weeknd music.youtube.com/watch?v=ricv...

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Have you ever wanted to meet me and if so, did you have any expectations of getting laid?

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I've seen the Devil Popular The Weeknd Madonna Playboi Carti music.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0i...

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Push 2 Start Remix Tyla Sean Paul music.youtube.com/watch?v=2Whh...

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Nobody wants to see Elon's face.

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Released 45 YEARS AGO Give Me The Night (1980) George Benson

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*says “thrice” to piss you off

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Lady (You Bring Me Up) (1981) Commodores

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I’m cleaning my kitchen counter & notice my grinder sitting there. That’s odd. I’ve been out of weed over a week. It’s full. Idk why the hell I’d forget about such a treasure.

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I'm at an age where I get way more mad when people waste my time than when they waste my money

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"You just can't put a price on-" Yes you can, shut up

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Will It Go Round in Circles Billy Preston music.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Tm...

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Sign me up for some Funky Soul.

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Boogie On Reggae Woman Sir Stevie Wonder Motown music.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqo...

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I've noticed that the GIFs here are getting better. You're welcome.

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A record amount of sargassum piled up across the Caribbean and nearby areas in May, and more is expected this month, according to a new report.

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It's weird how all those newly arriving Afrikaners are missing 2 more ks in their name.

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Sitting outside, daring a motherfuckin mosquito to.

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