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I won tickets for another show.

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I woke up at 2am and it's 1am now.

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Bed Sweet Bed

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Laughed my ass off and ready to be home in bed.

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We up close.

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Made it out the house.

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Let the bangs do what the bangs wanna do.

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Shocking, huh? Straight Up

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Shawty want a thug Lollipop Lil Wayne music.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GV...

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Got Money Lil Wayne T-Pain music.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-4...

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Online is still more relaxing than my actual life, keep trying.

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Keeping my hands at 10 and 2 because I like gripping the thickest part.

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Date with myself at a Mexican restaurant. Pleased to announce I caught happy hour & am having a beer.

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Cooked meat > Raw meat

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I'm slightly obsessed with Chinese food.

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This week was intense.

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A former federal inmate, who was pardoned by President Trump in his first term for drug trafficking crimes, has been tapped as deputy director of the federal Bureau of Prisons, according to a spokesperson.

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I should open a restaurant called Fucked-Up Sushi Rolls and we only serve shrimp fried rice.

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The Texas hemp industry, in its current form, has effectively been handed a death sentence with Senate Bill 3, which bans consumable hemp products that contain even trace amounts of THC. Hemp can’t be produced without traces of THC, farmers say, regardless of the product.

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Gov. Greg Abbott is under pressure over a bill banning THC products with hemp industry leaders urging a veto and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick pushing for a signature.

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If I can manage to stay up till 8 we might go to the comedy club.

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Gonna get in my car and keep driving until I run outta gas and then start running

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Life Is... Too Short" (1988) Too Short

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The controversial food additive titanium dioxide may be in as many as 11,000 US products and could lead to diabetes and obesity.

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He needs Musk more than Musk needs him. That's what happens when you elect a bunch of dumbfucks.

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I don't believe a word anyone says if they're consuming daily doses of disinformation.

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Gloria (1982) Laura Branigan

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2 and a half more freaking hours

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Think I'll take a nap on my morning break, lunch break, and afternoon break.

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Earth’s atmosphere now has more carbon dioxide than it has in millions — and possibly even tens of millions — of years, according to new data.

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The longtime "SportsCenter" host plans to undergo surgery and is hoping to "normalize" the conversation about the illness.

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I can't stop singing this song over and over. It has taken over my brain. 🎶 Six feet under she gon' get that fucking paper Six feet under she gon' get that fucking paper Six feet under she gon' get that fucking paper You know how she get down, pop it for a check now

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I won tickets for another show.

I woke up at 2am and it's 1am now.

Bed Sweet Bed

Laughed my ass off and ready to be home in bed.

We up close.

Made it out the house.

Let the bangs do what the bangs wanna do.

Shocking, huh? Straight Up

Shawty want a thug Lollipop Lil Wayne music.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GV...

Got Money Lil Wayne T-Pain music.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-4...

Online is still more relaxing than my actual life, keep trying.

Keeping my hands at 10 and 2 because I like gripping the thickest part.

Date with myself at a Mexican restaurant. Pleased to announce I caught happy hour & am having a beer.

Cooked meat > Raw meat

I'm slightly obsessed with Chinese food.

This week was intense.

A former federal inmate, who was pardoned by President Trump in his first term for drug trafficking crimes, has been tapped as deputy director of the federal Bureau of Prisons, according to a spokesperson.

I should open a restaurant called Fucked-Up Sushi Rolls and we only serve shrimp fried rice.

The Texas hemp industry, in its current form, has effectively been handed a death sentence with Senate Bill 3, which bans consumable hemp products that contain even trace amounts of THC. Hemp can’t be produced without traces of THC, farmers say, regardless of the product.

Gov. Greg Abbott is under pressure over a bill banning THC products with hemp industry leaders urging a veto and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick pushing for a signature.

If I can manage to stay up till 8 we might go to the comedy club.

Gonna get in my car and keep driving until I run outta gas and then start running

Life Is... Too Short" (1988) Too Short

The controversial food additive titanium dioxide may be in as many as 11,000 US products and could lead to diabetes and obesity.

He needs Musk more than Musk needs him. That's what happens when you elect a bunch of dumbfucks.

I don't believe a word anyone says if they're consuming daily doses of disinformation.

Gloria (1982) Laura Branigan

2 and a half more freaking hours

Think I'll take a nap on my morning break, lunch break, and afternoon break.

Earth’s atmosphere now has more carbon dioxide than it has in millions — and possibly even tens of millions — of years, according to new data.

The longtime "SportsCenter" host plans to undergo surgery and is hoping to "normalize" the conversation about the illness.

I can't stop singing this song over and over. It has taken over my brain. 🎶 Six feet under she gon' get that fucking paper Six feet under she gon' get that fucking paper Six feet under she gon' get that fucking paper You know how she get down, pop it for a check now

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He should do a special travel ban for Afrikaners.

His cryptoboys against his magafucks.

My brain overpowered the Ambien and woke full-on up.

Praise the lord it's Friday.