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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

submitted 20 hours ago • 693 comments

The a/c is cranked and running if you need to get out of the heat friends

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

This is the only meme you need.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

tf you mean "or"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i think most white americans who have never been Policed don’t realize that you are always already a criminal. the second anyone with institutional power believes you to be, needs you to be, or wants you to be a criminal you are and always have been.

submitted 52 days ago • 33 comments

good goddamn that was a great show. finally seeing les claypool live was worth it

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Puscifer/Perfect Circle/Primus

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 3 days ago • 243 comments

I dont have mario kart yet and im very bothered

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Pacers coach Rick Carlisle opened his news conference before Game 1 of the NBA Finals by responding to reporting by The Athletic that Burke’s spot on ESPN’s main broadcast team was not guaranteed. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/640...

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

This is our fucking moment

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The udder horror.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Self -Portrait Strangulation, by Andy Warhol, 1978

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Nice

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

19 first half Pacers turnovers TJ McConnell is your leading Pacers scorer

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Fuck emergency podcasts give us an emergency Saturday Night Live

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When your massive ego gets you to announce something a more careful person would have kept quiet.

submitted 3 days ago • 981 comments

This is the dumbest fucking thing posted to the internet today and the bar was already *extremely* high

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

submitted 3 days ago • 184 comments

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

submitted 3 days ago • 86 comments

Has anyone asked the WNBA for comment?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The betting markets need to get on this fucking thing STAT

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 3 days ago • 535 comments

How about deporting criminals, which he fucking is

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ok i think everyone can have a one day reprieve to go back to twitter FOR TODAY ONLY because loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

From the beginning, I said Trump and Elon wouldn’t last because they’re both selfish. But watching it implode to this level this quickly? Delightful.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

you've got to wonder what this feud between two morons means for the future of Damian Lillard in Portland

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

We are all this young lad today.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

FOR SALE in pdx: White OLED Switch 1, Carrying case, dock, 4 Wireless Pro Controllers and charging cables, 7 games and all cases (SMB: Wonder, Mario Golf Super Rush, Super Mario RPG, 1-2 Switch, Super Bomberman, Puyo Puyo Tetris, Arms): $400

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

 You guys i really wanna buy Bill Walton‘s championship ring

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Ok this is terrible, but lets call the wnba team the Portland No You Go’s The opponent wont have any idea what to do, and we can all do the wave But not a wave any of you motherfuckers have seen in an arena before

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Thats more like it

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment