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shiftkey.online
Software engineer & troublemaker. Open Source Cat Herder. Bumblebee but with GIFs. Australian in Canada.
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Today's thread is about something I'm rather experienced with... How to Get Fired With Both Grace and Aplomb

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Happy tenth anniversary to a really dumb thing I did that somehow changed my life www.vice.com/en/article/i...

submitted 76 days ago • 106 comments

If you’re looking to use this program but need help getting started, get in touch with me. I’m Nova Scotia’s only food packaging design expert.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

CONNOR MCDAVID 🚨 THE NEW AGE GOLDEN GOAL! CANADA WINS!

submitted 106 days ago • 17 comments

It seems Netlify upsold me automatically for an OSS side project while I wasn't checking my email over the holidays and are now going to suspend me for not paying for the thing I didn't ask for. Guess that's a thing I need to turn off next month...

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 168 days ago • 149 comments

We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"

submitted 219 days ago • 264 comments

Bigotry feels undefeated, especially when it serves as the entire $65M+ closing argument of a major political campaign. But there will come a day when it loses. Yes there will. There is no "for you" unless it includes "for they/them" www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/watch-grid...

submitted 226 days ago • 6 comments

Streamer playing through GTA IV with traffic speed at max: "If life is suffering, why not choose more suffering -- and more life?" aftermath.site/grand-theft-...

submitted 246 days ago • 1 comment

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

submitted 276 days ago • 492 comments

For any .NET devs who have found me over here and are using the GitHub API, this is news for you github.blog/2024-01-03-o... - I'll talk more about my recent life changes but this is the spiritual successor to the Octokit .NET work I was supporting for many years...

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

Can't even post a GIF, what is this fresh hell?

submitted 704 days ago • 1 comment