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going to pick up my slacks from the tailors if you even care

submitted 20 minutes ago • 1 comment

fully militarized police marching into a home full of people with no criminal record, guns drawn, to arrest someone who rear-ended their sherman tank is such a good omen for this country

submitted 44 minutes ago • 0 comments

coming out to my republican family as a girlboss

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

falling asleep like an angel after eating nothing and drinking a lot of beer

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

just give me the pussy, i'll do it myself

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

Guys nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I just thought of this

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

"your boobs look nice today" is one of the most oddly flattering comments ive gotten. like thanks girl guess im having a good boob day

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

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angel numbers

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

you can accomplish anything you dream of especially if youre a fish and your dream is to swim around in the ocean

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

telling the burger king drive thru i am weak

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

if i was a fish i would probably swim around with my buddies and eat plankton and algae but thats just me

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

do you think there are fish in the sky and they look down at earth at the buildings and think how beautiful it is

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

15 year old emo girl niel degrasse tyson: when you see a sea urchin on the beach dont be sad. she got to see the stars

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

you might think youve got it rough but with ocean levels rising a demersal fish has to swim even further to see the stars

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

at the detritus restaurant. small menu but perfect for a demersal fish like me

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

bro your chirality is all fucked up

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

and to my granddaughter Rogan i bequeath my limited edition red juul battery,

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

the court jester of tabbyland

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments