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STELLA'S MAKEUP RECOMMENDATIONS THREAD Below I'll list the makeup products I use the most and why. I wear makeup any time I leave the house and my looks skew classic instead of trendy/egirl/clown, so these are good workhorse items for everyday wear, but maybe not for draggy or statement looks.

all of this anti-Zohran coverage is because he wants to raise corporate taxes by like 2% and is Muslim that’s it that’s the whole reason

all women are bi and nonbinary. all men are mono and binary

courtesy reminder that I need to pay 300 dollars on my credit card or else they will continue to be very mad at me. if you don't help, that means you're mad at me. you're not mad at me, are you?

actually they are afraid of trump tweeting something mean and they lose their bribes. they have never been afraid of being killed by maga because they are maga

banging on my friends door screaming "this is the police!" to scare him into shooting me so i can make him feel bad for the rest of his life

instead of praying for utah you should pray for me. not only do i deserve to be rained on way more but ill reward my true believers with insane sloppy head

going to pick up my slacks from the tailors if you even care

fully militarized police marching into a home full of people with no criminal record, guns drawn, to arrest someone who rear-ended their sherman tank is such a good omen for this country

coming out to my republican family as a girlboss

falling asleep like an angel after eating nothing and drinking a lot of beer

just give me the pussy, i'll do it myself

Guys nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I just thought of this

"your boobs look nice today" is one of the most oddly flattering comments ive gotten. like thanks girl guess im having a good boob day

angel numbers

you can accomplish anything you dream of especially if youre a fish and your dream is to swim around in the ocean

telling the burger king drive thru i am weak

if i was a fish i would probably swim around with my buddies and eat plankton and algae but thats just me

do you think there are fish in the sky and they look down at earth at the buildings and think how beautiful it is

15 year old emo girl niel degrasse tyson: when you see a sea urchin on the beach dont be sad. she got to see the stars

you might think youve got it rough but with ocean levels rising a demersal fish has to swim even further to see the stars

at the detritus restaurant. small menu but perfect for a demersal fish like me

bro your chirality is all fucked up

and to my granddaughter Rogan i bequeath my limited edition red juul battery,