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shinyfailure.bsky.social
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Marc can entertain the kids with his Humpty Dumpty routine
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Cons: Has a butthole painted on it Pros: Pockets!
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I was referring to his show for troops in Qatar, but I didn’t notice that was from a couple weeks ago
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Nunya. Have a good time all the time. The color of my dog.
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T RUMP H AS A C URIOUS O DOR
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Democratic Party get at me, I can get you access to the untapped market of undecided D&D players
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Our shields can’t repel cope of that magnitude
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“Huh, I wonder if Adam meant that in general or is there a new development?” Checks Google News “Hoooooooly shit”
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Malevolent, even!
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How about rock and roll
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Pausing in my laughter to marvel: holy shit, Frusen Glädjé
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Deport them into the sea
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Call me when they’re the Albany Knicks
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In a world where John Fisher exists??
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Are they checking voter registrations? I’ll put on my American flag sweatpants for some free tacos
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Counterpoint: tacos!
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Meh. Act like you’ve been there before.
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Little bit.
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Sounds great! …wait, what problems did they have in mind? Like healthcare and infrastructure, or “brown people existing”
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Guhh, I just reflexively punched my phone screen
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🎶 Summer ween makes me feel fine Swinging in the swim trunks in my miiind
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Chris Cilizardman
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In those weepy three minutes he’ll still manage to bring up Job five or six times
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I went down a rabbit hole trying to find songs about leaving CA, and there really aren’t a lot. The more well known one I found was “Midnight Train to Georgia”, and that guy is slinking back after he couldn’t hack it
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Also they should be publicly held, along with every other utility. Still a leftist.
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Well I'm the king of Boggle, there is none higher. I get eleven points off the word 'quagmire'
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The cruelty of these people is astonishing. But I guess psychopaths need jobs too
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TRAP A NIPPLE DUDE I WANNA TELL YOU
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SLAP AND TICKLE YODA WANNA TELL YOU
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PUMPERNICKEL BUDDHA WANNA TELL YOU