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why cant IM IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT be the book that comes true?

If you have zero problems calling a boat a she, but not a trans woman, you are a fucktard.

Presumably Gaza now being sold to the Saudis as an exciting LIV tour inclusion.

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are allowed to get treatment for your anxiety and depression even if you suspect that their root cause is late-stage capitalism and societal collapse.

for sale: checks & balances, never used

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

Collins winning re-election in Maine was an underrated blow for democracy

So President Deals got Mexico and Canada to "cave" by having them agree to do things they were already doing. Just a masterful gambit.

Susan Collins never ceases to disappoint.

So confused. Applied for a US passport renewal on Jan 24th (at like 11pm too). Got it in the mail today, was renewed on Jan 30th. 10 total days when it said 6+ weeks online. Very appreciative of the people working hard there but also I thought this stuff was super delayed 😅

If I were the head of a country not the US I’d be thinking real hard about banning Twitter and Tesla from operating. The US has an unauthorized, unelected tyrant seizing power. We can’t shut him down. You can.

So um, after they collapse the global economy, we can stop saying billionaires are smart business-people, right? And kick other people in the shins when they do it?

this is a great idea. unrelated but are any cool countries looking to import guys without any classically “useful” skills

getting closer to 40, I haven't had a cigarette in a decade, I've started to get regular exercise, I don't drink beer every day any more. Today I could have gotten a doughnut and didn't because I knew it would make me feel bad. all of this personal growth sucks and I hate it

Ok kind of lol

Everyone stop what you are doing right now and take pictures of every room in your house. Open the cabinets, take pictures. Take picture outside. Take video. Thank you for coming to my climate change burned my house down insurnace Ted Talk.

I work with a lot of americans, and as a canadian I say "sorry" a lot, I know it's a cliche but I've realized there's a large cultural difference on how that word is percieved in the US it's used to take culpability for something, in Canada it's used to express empathy for something happening

De-Nazify shit.

The first thing Canada should do is cut Fox from all cable stations in Canada.

I was a strict pacifist for as long as I’ve been old enough to have introspective thoughts about the value and utility of violence. And I want you to understand that was predicated on the false assumption that my society was stewarded by humans bound by ethics I mostly shared with those rulers.

hey question, is this bad?

if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.

Guys like crypto because they desperately need the thrill of something going down on them when they least expect it.

talking to some people who live paycheck to paycheck about what’s likely coming, and I do in fact think a lot of Americans are going to be extremely angry when Trump and Musk suddenly impoverish them

BREAKING: About 40 prosecutors who worked on Jan. 6 cases in D.C. have been fired - ABC

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

Say what you will about Jordan Peterson’s politics, you can’t deny that this fit goes hard

An EPA staffer says this message is going around re: latest Microsoft computer update: "It’s likely your status on Teams is being monitored, and a hint was dropped to us by someone higher up in EPA that they may be monitoring Teams calls. We now have to be careful of what we say on Teams calls."

they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.

I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night

This said it all about the obscene evil and misogynistic bigotry at play here:

More like coup d'twat amirite

I wonder if Cory Booker’s social media training for elected Dems included to just keep blithely posting as your terrified constituents beg you to do something