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I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours He/him
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Careful, that's a load-bearing delusion

submitted 237 days ago • 2 comments

Josh is the best

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Not to boast, but I have the body of a much younger whale.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I don't wanna wait for this pie to be colder

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

they serve Moloch, the lord of suffering, and it is their holy task to increase the quantity of pain and death in this world

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard

submitted 4 days ago • 40 comments

Are we the buddies?

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

do they still do the doomsday clock or did those people go home to be with their families

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

We do need mass movement but I gotta say this. Folks who just got energized need to make space for the resentment of folks who have been shouting this whole time, including the left & Black people. People who are part of this collective who have legitimate bitterness at how they've been treated.

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

Father's Day comes to Isengard

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

At times like this it’s more important than ever to remember that Shaggy was in the Gulf War

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Ore so vein you probably think this mine is about you 🎶

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

*sees son sticking a plastic fork into a socket ME: Now that's not the way to conduct yourself! *I'm surrounded by dads who high five me forever

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

dad (looking out the window at the apocalypse): really comin down out there

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Not the first time republicans did something and no one came

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

I think it’s outrageous that Netanyahu is using the population of Israel as human shields.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Silly stupid Simpsons things I'm working on

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

this 48-second video of a protest in ontario, california is top-tier storytelling 🤌🏽🤌🏽

submitted 10 days ago • 118 comments

dunkin fucked up my coffee this morning so i will be sending in the marines. no, i don't think this is heavy-handed.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Groucho Marx

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

"Federal agents arrested a 37-year-old factory worker in front of her home in the Hill as she was with her children.. ULA and others are planning a protest against the raids outside the 150 Court St. federal building Weds starting at 4 p.m." #NewHaven #ICE www.newhavenindependent.org/article/ice_...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments