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shorepatrol.bsky.social
"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!" Irish🍀☠️Pirate 💙Fighting for democracy💙 USCG🛟⚓Vet. I love TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists. NYC to L.A. and the Cape. Bad actor. Fuck🖕tRump Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.
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Vertical assholes.
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If you can’t make it in person we will have a livestream and C-Span will be broadcasting it live as well www.youtube.com/live/BFXqb3I...
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If a stinky fart in an elevator had a face...
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Spinach Fries would be cool.
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Awesome 👍 Gus! 😎
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Super Soft Taco 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
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Leo the Lyin
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86ICE
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The biggest morons on the planet.
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86Elon&47
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Tsar Taco 🌮
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I call bullshit.
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He is a closeted moron of the highest order.
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86DogeBags
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Rise up and 86GOP murderers.
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Super Taco 🌮
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Taco's and Tits®
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Restaurants have been fucking workers forever...slave wages for front of house...$2.01 and hour... fuck that shit.
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Best werewolf movie ever.
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I was hoping for anal anguish.
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Is he hungover?
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He's an evil cunt.
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I'm sure Pete's going to rename it the USS Jeffrey Epstein.
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86Elon&47
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Musk is making RobotTrump as we speak...
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Your pussy smells like mothballs.
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Fuck you. Chippy. Biggest pussy name on the planet.
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The USS Jeffrey Epstein is coming....
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Both are mass murdering drug addicts.
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USS Jeffrey Epstein is coming...???
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Putin's favorite snack.
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Fuck you a'bort'ion breath
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What a whiney little bitch.
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Chapped ass too
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I am.
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Moron who never did shit has shit for brains and breath.
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I used your mom's titties.
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Fuck you dirtbag
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Fuck you slim dick.
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Fuck you honestly
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Ask your mom.
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I thought it was your snatch.
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Cry 😢 more bitch
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Wash your pussy
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Mind your business chip.
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I drove your mom from the ass to the salad bar