shortvulgarian.bsky.social
Lover of dad jokes, science, engineering, good food, better beer, fine wine, and lists.
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The leopards are eating well.
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It looks like their moms bought them one size up so they could grow into them.
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I just want to know why a hotelier has so many H1Bs.
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You caught me. I used some our Mother Earth's precious resources asking a computer to compile a stupid picture. I shall now present myself to the tribunal of people up their own asses for my punishment.
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It's probably more accurate to say a generative model cobbled together an image based on prompt.
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Fair. I recklessly asked a computer to consume our sweet mother Earth's resources to generate an image of Elon walking Trump like a dog.
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I made something similar
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I made this with Grok
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This is more like a CyberCuck review. "The front wheel fell off, the rearview camera just shows a skull and cross bones, FSD ran over my cat, twice, and my cell phone died so I was trapped in it for a night. Still love the truck though."
Until they actually renounce him, they haven't turned on him.
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This some iam14andthisisverydeep territory
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Just imagine the CEO was an unarmed black teenager and Luigi was a policeman and you might start to understand.
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They just need to deny him life saving care
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Just another example of the Dems war on women.
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Steam eductor with attitude
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Brevity is the soul of wit
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The best thing this guy can do is keep his mouth shut, let his lawyer work the PR, and ride the Robin Hood-esque idolization to a hung jury.
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Hey at least we'll get some draft picks to squander
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They are chemically identical. Allura Red AC, Red 40, E129, disodium 6-hydroxy-5-((2-methoxy-5-methyl-4-sulfophenyl)azo)-2-naphthalenesulfonate, are all synonyms for the same molecule.
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Red 40 is also known as E129 in the EU.
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Because apparently 1980s Cleveland,OH looked a lot like 1950s Hammond, IN
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Well actually...
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This is why I love this app
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Murder is wrong. But I'm not going to shed a solitary tear over this guy.
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Of course not. Eventually they'll learn.
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Yeah this is serious. A rich white dude died.
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Murder is wrong, but maybe the rich taste better than you think?
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B-b-but decorum. And think of the headlines the NYT will write. And don't forget about all the mean tweets from co-President Elon. We must tie one hand behind our back and extend bipartisanship with the other. Then they will truly let us sit at the table.
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Damn...I was never good at CoD but I do love beer. Guess I need to settle for SCOTUS....
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Yeah, the guy who pardoned Mike Flynn and Roger Stone was just waiting for an excuse to abuse the power and Biden handed it to him on a silver platter.
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Wouldn't it take fewer words to say he lied?
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Now now, no one said everybody who voted for Trump is racist. But he is Individual 1 with racists.
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It's funny how triggered you 36 year old Nebraska fans get. Or did you graduate in 88? Or do you just like the number for some reason I'm notseeing?
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Hey, batter, swing and a miss. Denying neither Nazi nor Nebraska and with all those typos I can't tell which you are.
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They'll just blame the Democrats, the Deep State, trans kids, and migrants. Never the Dear Leader.
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The self awareness of a dog licking his balls in the middle of the street
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Maybe he's a Nazi. Maybe he's a 36 yr old Nebraska fan. Either way, I try not to block people because even idiots can be useful.
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So why are you wringing your hands over it?
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Fortunately this is very cool and very legal. Also fuck you, that's why.
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But what will the GOP think‽
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They'd be cute if they didnt eat my Christmas lights
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"But they aren't predators"
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What about leaving it because the product sucks due to everyone who was cool leaving?
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Dumbest idea...so far
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Supply Side Jesus will forgive
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It's like the Animaniacs version of Peter Lorre