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shoutingboy.bsky.social
I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell. (Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)
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sec. wright all like "shhh he doesn't know that and we've been sending him AI videos of new Donald Trump MAGA Oil Derricks"
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i hear the kids today love the tickity toks
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Look, Mr. Trump specifically *told* them this isn't a war. He just wanted to bomb them some. If Iran attacks our bases they're starting a war 😰
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The thing is, typical authoritarian states have enough discipline to put on a show. Nazi Germany* could tell its bureaucrats "don't hassle people coming into the country for the Olympics". Trump won't rein in the petty CBP goons. * i am not handing it to them
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I think "How should professors grade an intelligent, technically-competent essay that argues for an evil position" is a question worth discussing. But that paper we're talking about? It sure ain't it.
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I don't think the Olympics are actually going to change the 2028 venue but boy they sure oughta do that.
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as long as his national service doesn’t involve driving
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Still could easily be genuine—someone in Chicago freaking out and asking ChatGPT to help them write a Reddit post.
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The bombs woke Glonzo and his wrath will be terrible
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As I recall, Obama’s campaign was a big part of what made Twitter go from niche toy to powerhouse in 2008.
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For me, it’s Alan Arkin as the Soviet submarine commander in THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING: “Otherwise there is World War III and everyone is blamink YOU!”
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Courtesy of Robert Smigel, I still remember the Kübler-Ross stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance) with “Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal”.
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I see a lot of voices in the center and on the right awed by the remarkable tactical skill of Rising Lion and Midnight Hammer, but tactical skill does not make one omniscient or preserve a force from strategic error. Just because strikes are impressive does not mean they are effective.
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gotta hear both sides
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The old cliche in economics is, if something can’t go on forever, it will stop. But there are several ways things can stop…
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I.e. this *could* be “a few big names want Cuomo and dislike consequences for sexual harassment (*cough*, hi Bill) and they’re dragging the party est lishment along with them.
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Between Cuomo’s fundraising and the big names coming out for him, I think it’s fair to say there’s an elite Democratic consensus to support him (and/or to block Mandami). Is it the DNC bureaucracy? No, but it doesn’t need to be. Mind you, I don’t know which way the causality points….
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She made the broad statement that there are lots of powerful abusers in the Democratic Party. Given that one of them abused her personally, several other powerful democrats know this and are backing him, and one recent one has a history of committing sexual abuse himself, I think it’s well grounded!
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bluesky never disappoints
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hashtag the struggle is real bsky.app/profile/shou...
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Also my phone wanted to change “Fordo” to “Frodo”, I caught it this time but it will inevitably sneak through sooner or later so I guess I better start workshopping jokes now
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Also my phone wanted to change “Fordo” to “Frodo”, I caught it this time but it will inevitably sneak through sooner or later so I guess I better start workshopping jokes now
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The NYT says Fordo is too deep to hit with one MOP, they’d need to drop another inside the first one’s crater. If I were doing this I’d want a few tries 🤷 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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though weirdly enough that short NYT piece about Clinton endorsing Cuomo doesn’t mention that one particular thing the two gentlemen have in common
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As a wise man once said
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or maybe Shia LaBeouf as G’nort
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so would that make me Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner
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worst thing is it turned out one of them was cheating 😰
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a President-involved bombing
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I beg your pardon?
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The good news is, Trump is doing his damnedest to show them what a dumb thing they did in voting for him. The bad news is, if he can’t convince them, I don’t think the rest of us can either.
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Last year, the Dems campaigned on “we will maintain our constitutional form of government and we will not have sex with the furniture“ and honestly, that should’ve gotten 80% right there, it’s the voters’ fault that it didn’t
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I am not joking even a little bit
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Last year, the Dems campaigned on “we will maintain our constitutional form of government and we will not have sex with the furniture“ and honestly, that should’ve gotten 80% right there, it’s the voters’ fault that it didn’t
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furthermore, at no time did the investigating agent say “no takesie-backsies”
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he didn’t write it on paper, Kathryn
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(the podcast transcript rendered his name as “Augustus Saul Invictus“ but somehow I have a feeling he didn’t go for a Jewish middle name)