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shroommuse.bsky.social
Scottish migrant living in Germany. Archery, art, fungi & languages. Never a Tory. Bollocks to Brexit.
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Sorry, but in the last 2 weeks we've had Trump admit on SM that he's been shielding/abetting Putin for years, & Musk essentially say that Trump is a paedophile and got where he is because Musk helped him rig the election. Where the fuck is Congress in all of this?! πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

The state of this! If she & her fellow Tories, who were in government at the time, had considered "travel bans" during the pandemic, significantly fewer people might have died, but no. Travel bans strictly for the purpose of racism. Witch! www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Oof! Wordle getting the digs in today. 🀣 Wordle 1,448 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

So...1 in 4 people in Hamilton need a hefty boot in the baws....?

I think the only thing that could piss Mango Mussolini off more is it turns out Musk was a plant all along, deliberately positioned within the trump inner circle to bring down him, his Russian ties, his whole batshit crazy regime, it works & Musk gets that Nobel Peace Prize....🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯΄

50 years ago today, Britain voted to stay in the Common Market. Lord Steel reflects on the 1975 referendum, its legacy, and why closer ties with Europe still matter today. Watch his story now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Js...

Oh bravo! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Thoughts and prayers for all of the sick & injured horses who will have to go with a ketamine tranquilliser tonight....

Right, enough! G'n my lovelies. Time to go sleepy bye-byes. If no-one who thinks they're important falls from a suspiciously high & unguarded window overnight, we'll chat over coffee in the morning.

How long before Gazza rocks up at the White House with 2 fish suppers, a 6 pack of Stella and his fishing kit?

Jesus! I'm absolutely knackered & really want to go to sleep, but one of those drug-crazed halfwits is going to whip out receipts in an attempt to land the other in the shit, only to reveal that THEY signed said receipt. I don't give a flying fuck who does it first, I just don't want to miss it...🀣

Your woman, what's she called...toxic Barbie, the one that lies for Trump...Her crucifix is going to need to be the size of the actual fucking cross tomorrow to try to spin this bitch-fight.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ben Habib - gone Rupert Lowe - gone Zia Yusuf - gone If Nigel Farage can't even hold this tiny group together, imagine what a disaster he would be in government.

All kicking off in terrifyingly hilarious style across the pond, and true to form @mrjamesob.bsky.social is on holiday. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

Ok, question. Can you see the (now tiny) scar on the tip of my finger? 10 years ago I took the tip of my finger off with a kitchen mandolin. It's only recently stopped being squared off at the top! And that orange gobshite's ear was shot with an assault rifle?!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! No.

Just putting this out there....

Dear America, I believe right about now would be time to wake the fuck up, take to the streets and demand that Congress do their fucking job!

He is just straight up nuts!!

Absolutely this. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Who did this?! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@jayrayner1.bsky.social Read Nights Out at Home several times, got a πŸ‘from your good self for the Steak Bakes. Listening now (yes, listening...not getting my nice books splattered as I cook!) Your 'thick vinaigrette'...please consider swapping the 2tsp light Soy Sauce for 1tsp of Maggi seasoning...

Ok, this made me giggle...🀣