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Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈
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Terrible comic day? That's everyday for me, baby

"Insip-Hop" could be a good name for any particularly insipid brand of hip-hop, in the sense that I would actively avoid anyone who ever used that word, and have already muted and unfollowed myself for having thought of it

"I am sitting in the morning/At the diner on the corner/I am waiting at the counter/For the man to pour the coffee" Suzanne Vague "I am sitting, not sure of the time of day/At the diner in the place, the, you know: the wherever/I am waiting/For the person to serve something or other" Suzanne Vaguer

THE BELL JAR HARD ❌ It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York EASY ✅ That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs

@harryshearer.bsky.social What's the name of the pizzicato strings instrumental you used as the theme for "Strictly from Blackwell"?

Do you think goats ever suspect their cheese pairs really well with figs? Improbable I’ll grant you, but who can claim to know the mind of a goat?

Quote a record you found in your parents' collection when you were young! "Miss Crawford, this is Miss Tomlin. Don't you hang up. You've angered me. And when you anger me you anger the Phone Company and all the power necessary to tie up your lines for the next fifty years."

Commentaries? This one goes up to three! www.criterion.com/films/317-th...

Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass theonion.com/sparrow...

Our @schafferthedark.bsky.social‬ performing "Collect All 79" live at Harvard & Stone, Hollywood, 6/14/2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5bc... #Nerdcore #ActionFigures #Collecting #Hobbies #MentalDisorders

No Kings, Hollywood & Vermont. Guess which smartass of roughly my height & build brought the last two signs #TheManWhoWouldBeKing #TurdReich #DoNotCriticizeThisMan #DearMilitary

No Kings, Hollywood & Vermont. #TooMuchBullshitForOneSign #IScreamYouScream #NoKingsOnlyQueens #FuckABitchsBirthday

No Kings, Hollywood & Vermont. #InLAWeLikeOurIceCrushed #PutangInaMo #KingUbuTrump #UnhappyBirthdayYamTits #WhatTheActualFuck

On brand and ready to go! 👊

No kings

No goddamn kings. #art #nokings

Serenity Prayer for tomorrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVvG...

See you Saturday, L.A.! apnews.com/article/cali...

shel silverstein on the LLM, 1981

It is a good thing we have the big media channels, so that we could learn again this week that Los Angeles is one thing, and everything that happens there occurs in one place. Yes indeed, we are one giant heterogeneous dog park with riot zones

Did you know that our very own Leon Martell AND Jim Turner are both in Ernie Fosselius' legendary "Porklips Now" (1980)? Available now on the Blu-ray "Hardware Wars": www.blu-ray.com/movies/Hardw...

Help I'm a Rock

I went on a tear about my favorite conspiracy on the Mastodons 4bear.com/@SidFudd #TheBigCalendarConspiracyOf1582

A man walks into a deli and says "I'd like a pound of roast beef." The bartender says "You'll have to sleep with my four daughters." The cow says "It was just ground this morning." While they're all distracted the priest and the rabbi steal the unicycle

A man walks into a bar and says "I'll have the usual." The bartender says "Boy meets girl"

Kid, if ANYONE in the antiterrorism division thought your incompetence were a threat to their job, you'd wake up tomorrow in a favela in Rio with the face of Marie Antoinette.

This guy consistently posts songs with incredible lyrics mere hours after events unfurl. This was a good one.

WE'RE DOOMED

Cartoon: The next regeneration?

deep cuts, comrade 🐻

man, even when you buy an election, you’re really just renting it these days. worse than photoshop