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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

submitted 7 days ago • 203 comments

(fall out boy voice) loose skeets sink ships

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

I look like this because I was punched by a baby. The real reason has to be more embarrassing than that

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

if we are to survive the current American authoritarian turn, then “actually learning when to shut the fuck up on the Internet” has to be among our TOP priorities on the left

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

to be clear the reasons i have for not wanting to stigmatize drug users are that i know how they are treated by society a little bit because i am on controlled substances and chronically ill and people treat me like shit for it. if i got treated like that all the time i would also do drugs about it

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Genuinely upsetting to imagine Elon experiencing love and acceptance. Even from evil freaks

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Someone should tell Neil degrasse tyson outer space doesn't exist anymore as a prank

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

total strangers on here love to reply to your posts and tell you about their ailments

submitted 14 days ago • 31 comments

"Was the grink there?" The grink, coming in from the other room: "Yeah bitch, I was actually"

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

submitted 16 days ago • 136 comments

who will be the left wing kevin sorbo

submitted 16 days ago • 15 comments

I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun and I don’t love it

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I mean it’s an easy mistake to make, habeas corpus has only been enshrined in western law for literally 800 years

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

TIL there was a Scottish National Antarctic Expedition and it produced this image

submitted 22 days ago • 62 comments

we have a stupid bluetooth-enabled crib and you might be asking "why would you need a bluetooth-enabled crib" and the answer is simple: so i can accidentally pipe the backstreet boys' "larger than life" into the baby's crib via spotify at 4am

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

every interview with this guy makes me tear up

submitted 24 days ago • 27 comments

whenever people like this follow me i feel like a fisherman who just hauled up a perfectly intact coelacanth

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

just remembered a date I went on in 2016. I expressed worry about what would happen if trump won. my liberal date said worrying was unwarranted, bc our daily lives wouldn’t change much if trump won Something clicked. I hadn’t realized beforehand how selfish liberalism is and my move leftward began

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

my mom took a bunch of my friends to Shrek for my 14th birthday and the scene where Fiona sings so high the bird explodes literally could have killed us. they almost had to stop the movie

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

submitted 28 days ago • 1452 comments

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

submitted 30 days ago • 430 comments

When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:

submitted 30 days ago • 85 comments

Maybe you need a picture of Hunter as a newborn. He was a solo puppy. He was so big they thought he would be three puppies.

submitted 33 days ago • 12 comments

It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails

submitted 34 days ago • 104 comments

A stroke doesn’t knock on your door to check if you’re an outsider before stepping in, buddy

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Opinion | I was addicted to heroin for 20 years. Here's why I am eliminating federal funding for Narcan so that an extra 10,000 people can die each year from opiate overdoses. by RFK Jr.

submitted 37 days ago • 77 comments

Surround yourself with death and dying on a daily basis” -Epictetus, (Stoic Philosopher) “Say no more.” -RFK Jr (Roadkill connoisseur and Anti-epidemiologist)

submitted 37 days ago • 14 comments

If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”

submitted 38 days ago • 251 comments

starting a group chat for thousandnaires where we're not cringe

submitted 39 days ago • 96 comments

They'll say you're overreacting until they start demanding to know why no one warned them

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

Victorian ghost who is afraid of the telephone:

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

submitted 42 days ago • 443 comments

NEW: In San Diego, volunteers are driving around to help people who may be targeted by ICE know their rights, and also inform them of ICE activity in the area. A San Diego reporter wrote this dispatch, accompanied by a local photographer: boltsmag.org/how-voluntee...

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ \ 🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲 / ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

submitted 42 days ago • 25 comments

hegseth to every contact in his junk folder

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Hearing rumors that a dark horse candidate for pope is emerging and it’s Top Christ Following Man Kelvin Gemstone?

submitted 45 days ago • 76 comments

Hegseth behaves exactly like a man who has only ever failed upward and not experienced consequences Impossible to imagine anyone who isn’t a white conservative man regularly coming to work drunk off his ass and being this bad at his job keeping it

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments