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in process. someone else. i do a lot. find everything 👉 https://linktr.ee/Obelus
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I want an El Camino so damn bad. these are the mullets of muscle cars. business in the front, your step mom in the back. god DAMN look at this thing

me and Zack are playing Expedition 33! www.twitch.tv/obelusgames

THEYLL JACK UR STYLE BUT NOT UR HOG

twitch.tv/obelusgames playing #oblivion for the first time

The finale is almost here this episode is actually super funny

what I hate most about applying for jobs these days is that every single application requires you to create an account with said company. just take my resume please GOD

“I love dark souls for the plot!” The plot:

solo leveling was really good likes: protag doesn’t have protag hair dislikes: Iron didn’t have enough screen time

I wish the windows phone had worked out

IF I LOSE IT ALL SLIP AND FALL I WILL NEVER LOOK AWAY open.spotify.com/track/6k0X05...

What are your hopes for #MarvelRivals season 2?

This was my favorite part of the Nintendo direct

The devil may cry series on Netflix is so good

I can’t believe they’re making Donkey Kong: Chris Redfield Adventure

What did you guys think of the Switch 2 Nintendo direct today? Personally, very excited for “almost bloodborne 2” youtu.be/niKHDEKQ7xA?...

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can’t wait for the jack black Minecraft movie song where he just belts random shit about the game

iron man and cloak & dagger 😮‍💨😮‍💨

what happened to my 1 through 3 skin? I know about the fourth 😡

I hate when competitive games are free to play. it opens the flood gates for cheating and smurfing

Celebrated 30 the only way I know how. Being a dumbass

bro I’m not trying pull the rarest card or set up shop to scalp people — literally just want a trainer box or two of the pokemon packs as they release, put the good ones in a folder and wait for the next release lol

#repo has been a lot of fun (with @zackaryus.bsky.social and @weirdbeard77.bsky.social

Climbing marvel rivals ranked twitch.tv/obelusgames

my streams are fun twitch.tv/obelusgames

the year is 2038. Nintendo releases the WasherO which unlocks new “finish jungles” the more laundry you do. the alarmo goes off for you to wake your kids. you forgot to turn on their Mr Night Light 3 so they won’t get the level 8 dreams DLC and the scare away meter goes back down to level 6

how do you organize your books on your shelf? I go by size. Start with big book then go to smallest

oh yeah 3 months nicotine free my dudes

turning 30 this weekend and im having my first drink on Friday brother

season 1 content for Marvel rivals leaked!!!!

good evening I hope this email finds you rather damp

wow is that tech companies using AI to bolster performance data while cutting corners on hardware to justify higher prices without investing more in their products??? or just nvidia

Whoaaaa

daily driver

I have two Elden ring nightreign gameplay videos on YouTube — check them out! youtu.be/8V6rtteBgoc?...

BIG MAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE

Me and Zack playing shadow of the colossus for the first time twitch.tv/obelusgames

This is happening now

I got in to the Elden Ring Nightreign network test! I’ll be streaming it tonight around 10 PM EST follow here to know when I go live twitch.tv/obelusgames

beef wellington is just a big ass corn dog

ok but where’s the extra slutty olive oil

The kids who got perfect attendance awards used to make me so mad. Like what do you mean you didn’t get pneumonia in third grade fuck outta here

one time someone tried to scam me on TikTok and asked for a link to my Instagram so I used a special little website to grab their info once they clicked the link and gave them their address. they blocked me, reported me, and I got banned from chat for 90 days :(

limbs was fun