sillybones.bsky.social
Mystery man with the salted caramel plan. I am a vortex and a tree
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Believe in yourself Lilith
You
can
be
BALLIN'
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I had one and I STILL kinda want one
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Confused, you take a pair of scissors to the bag to cut it open and find out what's inside there, but now the Longhorse plush extends all the way out of the room, out of your house, out of your town. You've been walking for days now without reaching an end. Makeship says refunds are not possible
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You receive the Makeship Longhorse plush in the post, but on taking it out of the signature bag you find you're just pulling out more and more neck until Longhorse all but fills your kitchen
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Their whole lives are just an idle game. First it was about maximising clicking the button as much as possible to make the most profit, now they're into the upgrades that click for you. Sit and drink your coffee while the numbers go up forever
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I can't figure out where the end point is for these guys. I can stare off into space for an hour too but when I'm eighty I don't want that to be the only thing I've ever fucking done
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If you wrote an entire book of this stuff I would buy it in a heartbeat. I would buy half a dozen and give them to everyone for Christmas (I only know six people). Even if it was just a compilation of past tweets and skeets and whatever, like a book of zen koans
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You know shit really kicks off when the echidnas see Gizmoduck and take it as all the proof they need that Scrooge is in cahoots with Robotnik
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I genuinely do not have enough words in my vocabulary to express how much I want this
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I love it over there, posting my hit pecks and getting repecked all the time
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Just call me half-Slender 'cause I got a mouth but no eyes wait shit that's the Look-See
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I honestly had not ever considered the possibility that Record and Red Red Hat exist in the same universe. This despite the fact that Red Red Hat is established to rub shoulders with every Slender universe
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I'm going to just go ahead and assume this is the reverse side of the globe from Oxygene
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Cops can't come on noise pollution grounds when it's Sirenhead blasting Miami bass down the whole street
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I am gonna reply with "Tuxlebone" and hope to god someone knows what I mean
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You've got this. I mean not the debit card I guess, but the other stuff
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I might be rambling up my own cul-de-sac here
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And I recall at the time a lot of people watching Daisy Brown, at least in my spaces, were on that approach of "where did her dad go? How was Alan made? When will she find her father?" None of which was answered of course, because it was never a story about that
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It's not so much complication vs. streamlining. It's that certain trend (that certain online heavyweights have rewarded) towards a series being about solving the mystery of what REALLY happened. With certain audiences flipping tables if it turns out you CAN'T satisfyingly "solve the mystery"
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It also occurred to me recently that whilst I've given all the credit to Petscop in the past, Daisy Brown is an important counter to the idea that this kind of art needs to be a lore jigsaw to solve
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I did actually stumble onto Coyote Is Awesome recently, whilst I was archaeologising on the old Slendernation board
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There's got to be like a hundred hours of Star Wars now, they could just comb through what they've already got for establishing shots of weird looking fellas and pay someone $50 to do the "Koyaanisqatsi" chant in an Ewok voice
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For a moment I thought you were wearing protective goggles for safety. Don't want to risk a card to the eye, not like that one guy in the cinematic masterpiece Smokin' Aces (2006)
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There's a Nurse With Wound album called 'She And Me Fall Together In Free Death' and I'm just now thinking what a good horror title that would be
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Join us next episode when the Dark Lord rises and dramatically casts aside their OWN robes. Will our eyes be ready for what's beneath?
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it's actually a little owl guy's face. It's just sort of in there for no reason
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I've been saying since forever that Slenderman is such a perfect metaphor for this stuff. Faceless white man in a suit? Controls others and erases memories? Seemingly impossible to shut out?
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Primum Non Nocere. Love a (one-sided) conversation with the antagonist, love a tragic revelation, love that match-cut
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alright maybe not my *favourite* tiktok comedian
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they are my favourite e-sports athlete / ASMR youtuber / video essayist re: post-structuralist cinema / attic scuttler / tiktok comedian
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Can... can you imagine if this monster fought Rawhead Rex?
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your body is more powerful than food
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They should be encouraged to put their money into quirky hobby projects that create employment opportunities, like 19th century guys who built fake ruined temples, or 21st century guys with a dozen fursuits
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For a variety of reasons I don't think we can ever truly get rid of the affluent class, but I want their ability to buy their way into government or media to be shut down
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I thought 'Give Me Pity!' slapped
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guns like that, when are YOU going to get a movie series where you hit ghosts with a baseball bat?
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We lost something so precious with that website, felt like a real last gasp for Good Times On The Internet
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When I was perhaps four years old I walked in on my parents listening to this album, and I was so entranced that they made me a tape copy that I proceeded to drive my brother up the wall with by playing it nonstop, day in, day out. This may be why I constantly seek out "weird" music now
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My god I adore them. You know this can only lead to...
...Hedorah vs. Mechahedorah
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I just hope that it is actually Dean Stockwell. Not "a character played by Dean Stockwell" but actually Dean Stockwell
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Does it include the full alternative cut? I have an older release that has the original ending as a separate bonus feature but doesn't actually reassemble the film
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we all want to do it