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silver73.bsky.social
Yeah..that guy...
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Alanis - YOU OUGHTA KNOW Me - shut the fuck up

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Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?

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Support her goals, and her boobs.

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I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.

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Release your inner wild child 🤘

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You don't deserve to know my dogs name

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Please follow my blog *throws blog off a cliff*

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I’m gonna start posting more responsibly so my kid doesn’t grow up and find out I was a ratchet ass hoe on the internet

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Sometimes I need coffee in order to be able to make coffee

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I think I need help....

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I make up words all the time, I like flexing the indubiaplexium part of my brain.

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I love when my tv asks if I’m still there, like do you mean physically or mentally?

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If you wanna be my Lily, you gotta send more friend requests🎶🎶🎶 Bot Spice

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Not a huge fan of debacles

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You're the goofiest of all the goofy bastards

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Some days you're tired of people. Other days, people wish you'd nap longer.

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Me [acting cool in front of a cute girl] Her: are you having a stroke

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Gone....in a fucking mmmmbop.

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I got no pleasure writing this ribbed condom joke

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“The grind never stops baby” - me desperately needing to get my brakes checked

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Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.

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Good morning, the monster is awake

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At my age, I’ve gone from never forgetting a name or a face to… “Who the hell is this?” And “Who the fuck was that?”

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Friend: I’m into older men. Me: Calm down Antiques roadshow.

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getting an emotional support pig just to squeal something

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Welcome to your 50s. Now when they move stuff around at the supermarket, you ask to speak to the manager. Where TF is my chorizo, Debra?

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All I want is to stay home sick one more time, watch The Price Is Right, and get fed chicken soup and saltines by my doting babysitter like it’s 1990.

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I have cleaned the kitchen 20 times this week and it's still dirty

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Everyone has a drinking story. And everyone has a drinking story that ends with "and THAT'S why I don't drink tequila, anymore!"

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every app on my phone wants me to download the royal match game and i just want to star publicly that I WILL NEVER

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I make up voices for each of you

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[on my deathbed] tell my family I love them Family: what's the wifi password?

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*the devil walking around in my shoes* oh wow, you live like this?

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Nature is such a dope drug.

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I’d be a lot happier if it didn’t involve getting out of bed

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“I was completely mesmerized by the beauty and magic of the moment.” - Elizabeth Gilbert

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Idk who needs to hear this, but I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich, and honestly, contrary to popular belief, being rich was way better.

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When I think I'm ahead, I'm still 3 steps behind.

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But did you die?

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If you love something set it to music.

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I'm only here for the whimsy.

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Maybe if we're all really quiet, Monday won't see us.

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“At first, I was afraid I was petrified" - paranoid wood

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