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Not always tank tops and tee shirts

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Bluesky...because the floor climber is boring

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We were making tik toks on VHS before there was tik tok

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My get up and go got up and went without me

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Alanis - YOU OUGHTA KNOW Me - shut the fuck up

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Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Support her goals, and her boobs.

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I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Release your inner wild child 🤘

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You don't deserve to know my dogs name

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Please follow my blog throws blog off a cliff

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I’m gonna start posting more responsibly so my kid doesn’t grow up and find out I was a ratchet ass hoe on the internet

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Sometimes I need coffee in order to be able to make coffee

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

I think I need help....

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I make up words all the time, I like flexing the indubiaplexium part of my brain.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I love when my tv asks if I’m still there, like do you mean physically or mentally?

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

If you wanna be my Lily, you gotta send more friend requests🎶🎶🎶 Bot Spice

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Not a huge fan of debacles

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

You're the goofiest of all the goofy bastards

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Some days you're tired of people. Other days, people wish you'd nap longer.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Me [acting cool in front of a cute girl] Her: are you having a stroke

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Gone....in a fucking mmmmbop.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I got no pleasure writing this ribbed condom joke

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

“The grind never stops baby” - me desperately needing to get my brakes checked

submitted 170 days ago • 1 comment

Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Good morning, the monster is awake

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

At my age, I’ve gone from never forgetting a name or a face to… “Who the hell is this?” And “Who the fuck was that?”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Friend: I’m into older men. Me: Calm down Antiques roadshow.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

getting an emotional support pig just to squeal something

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Welcome to your 50s. Now when they move stuff around at the supermarket, you ask to speak to the manager. Where TF is my chorizo, Debra?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

All I want is to stay home sick one more time, watch The Price Is Right, and get fed chicken soup and saltines by my doting babysitter like it’s 1990.

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

I have cleaned the kitchen 20 times this week and it's still dirty

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone has a drinking story. And everyone has a drinking story that ends with "and THAT'S why I don't drink tequila, anymore!"

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Not always tank tops and tee shirts

Bluesky...because the floor climber is boring

We were making tik toks on VHS before there was tik tok

My get up and go got up and went without me

Alanis - YOU OUGHTA KNOW Me - shut the fuck up

Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?

Support her goals, and her boobs.

I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.

Release your inner wild child 🤘

You don't deserve to know my dogs name

Please follow my blog throws blog off a cliff

I’m gonna start posting more responsibly so my kid doesn’t grow up and find out I was a ratchet ass hoe on the internet

Sometimes I need coffee in order to be able to make coffee

I think I need help....

I make up words all the time, I like flexing the indubiaplexium part of my brain.

I love when my tv asks if I’m still there, like do you mean physically or mentally?

If you wanna be my Lily, you gotta send more friend requests🎶🎶🎶 Bot Spice

Not a huge fan of debacles

You're the goofiest of all the goofy bastards

Some days you're tired of people. Other days, people wish you'd nap longer.

Me [acting cool in front of a cute girl] Her: are you having a stroke

Gone....in a fucking mmmmbop.

I got no pleasure writing this ribbed condom joke

“The grind never stops baby” - me desperately needing to get my brakes checked

Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.

Good morning, the monster is awake

At my age, I’ve gone from never forgetting a name or a face to… “Who the hell is this?” And “Who the fuck was that?”

Friend: I’m into older men. Me: Calm down Antiques roadshow.

getting an emotional support pig just to squeal something

Welcome to your 50s. Now when they move stuff around at the supermarket, you ask to speak to the manager. Where TF is my chorizo, Debra?

All I want is to stay home sick one more time, watch The Price Is Right, and get fed chicken soup and saltines by my doting babysitter like it’s 1990.

I have cleaned the kitchen 20 times this week and it's still dirty

Everyone has a drinking story. And everyone has a drinking story that ends with "and THAT'S why I don't drink tequila, anymore!"

every app on my phone wants me to download the royal match game and i just want to star publicly that I WILL NEVER

I make up voices for each of you

[on my deathbed] tell my family I love them Family: what's the wifi password?

the devil walking around in my shoes oh wow, you live like this?