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Interactive fiction writer. Normal fiction writer. Poet. Contact Juggler. Author of PataNoir, Death off the Cuff and AlethiCorp. He/him. #dkgame. www.sichris.com
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happy anniversary to one of my favourite stories

archived last night's advice stream 4 the young men of america, covering: -how to meet girl -how to gym -how to deal w/ heartbreak -what eat for get big and strong? -more www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTnY...

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

MOFF: this station is now the ultimate power in the universe.I suggest we use it VADER: don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. It could easily be destroyed by a swarm of whales MOFF:what TARKIN: he’s right. That’s what happened to Admiral Thrawn just last week MOFF: what

"Strip Mall" - a short horror story about a declining small town retail strip, told entirely through Yelp reviews medium.com/@leighalexan...

imgur.com/a/deus-ex-ce... Deus Ex: Human Revolution had the best interior lighting of any game ever.

I don't think Bluesky is dying per se, but it's a problem that active use is perpetually in decline, except right after some big event reminding people that they hate Elon. Bluesky has to find ways to attract users that aren't "Fuck you, Elon, I'm going to Bluesky!"

Please know that the house with the Doom bathroom is for sale: aftermath.site/doom-bathroom-...

Jamiroquai is actually the name of the band. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's frontman

In the first episode of Black Mirror, the PM is shown popping a pill - implied to be viagra or similar - before fucking the pig. However, viagra takes about an hour to kick in, so it would have made no difference, and he was, in fact, aroused by the pig. In this essay I will

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7BE... The girls in this video has such amazing "you can't sit with us" energy.

i went to Midworld and everybody knew you

I was chanting kill the boo-urns.

Gonna tell my kids this was Bono—

It's so bad over there

Continuing the trend of Quinns and myself being flung into lavishly-designed roleplay experiences, here's what happened when we boarded a £4,000,000 starship together in London: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UROM...

alethicorp.azurewebsites.net AlethiCorp has moved to the URL above. Please update your links. Http://www.alethicorp.com will redirect to this URL for a while longer.

It's a pity Oglaf is generally NSFW because it has some great lines.

okokok, what about a game like blue prince but it's an adaptation of piranesi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuJx... I can't believe this only has 700 views.

TIL

Gasoline, beer, cum: these are the classic “guzzling” liquids

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSqU... Off all the one-hit wonders, Chumbawamba is the one that deserved mainstream fame the most.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuQ... I reuploaded the TOGETHER BNB trailer since it was removed from YouTube. This classic work of absurdist art deserves to be preserved.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuQ... I reuploaded the TOGETHER BNB trailer since it was removed from YouTube. This classic work of absurdist art deserves to be preserved.

Ian Fleming had some weird ideas. *Attempts to whistle*

#blutoid

Jude Law's character in The Order is a dead ringer for Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium. #discoelysium

TIL August Derleth was hot. I NEED this haircut.

Why does this echidna look like he’s about to drop the hottest jazz piano album OF THE YEAR

Either he's innocent, or he's a BLOODY good actor:

I really identify with Tilda Swinton's character in Michael Clayton, who practices her evil lawyer monologues in front of the mirror to sound natural. More movies should show the villains practicing their lines at home.

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

This week on The Digital Antiquarian: "The End of Sierra as We Knew It, Part 1: The Acquisition" www.filfre.net/2025/04/the-...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjLT... This legit makes me feel better. Hinckley redemption arc has been a joy to watch.

www.filfre.net/2018/09/shad... My favorite Digital Antiquarian article is the one that starts as an engrossing history of Haiti before revealing what it's actually about. I did not see it coming.