simple-dude.bsky.social
Just a guy who does not like where the US is heading. Was a career Airman, now a simple veteran
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Certainly cooler than mine… you have a career to be proud of thus far.
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Certainly memoir material right there
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You truly looked like you enjoyed it. Awesome
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I’m so sorry
Some dumb fucks clearly have a sphere -10 in their eyesight….
Or have some sort of attraction to women who suffer like Karen Carpenter did….
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❤️❤️💋
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You now build a new world with your graceful hand…
Your spirit, mind and soul, guiding you towards a new plan…
May you soon stand upon solid land…
I have every faith that you will find a path that, for you, will be very grand.
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Miss M….
Your body and mind….
a vibrant soul that is also kind…
Where your thoughts, like stars, guide your dreams…
You now chart a new course following these streams…
Your wisdom is woven, fine and deep…
And the secrets from others you also keep….
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Relatable….
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Some voices are as slick as day dreams…
They ask, sing to me, dance for me, send me your screams…
Yet one voice, you wish to hear…
Soft, playful, teasing,
You feel it in your ear…
You long to hear the voice
Purring, to set you free…
This is whom you wish to ask, “please, play with me.”
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Who do you go to when you feel cold?
You tuck under blankets and sheets that fold…
A queen bed yet a single heart….
You play with his thoughts that are a million miles apart….
You browse through an orgy of wet minds…
A task you oblige even though it grinds…
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What those horny people hear versus what you actually say…
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More than a handful…
Quite bigger than a mouthful…
These heavenly boobs…
So beautiful and bountiful…
Some say this is wasteful..
But those words are so hateful..
For I have two hands…
To play with these glorious cans…
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Very cheeky, I like it
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Absolutely divine
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That was a very incredible 18 seconds…. 😍
I had this on repeat …. And was walking awkwardly at work for a little bit.
Thank you
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Test successful I’d say. Based on my fellow fans reactions:
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Perhaps this mysterious man also is lightly kissing on your ear…. Politely asking if you need any help.
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That would be the view a mysterious man would witness if he was behind you, kissing your neck….
… maybe this person has a couple of clamps to pinch some pokies….
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OK now I see what you’re talking about
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Ah… as in you were checking yourself for dimples….
That makes much more sense
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Is this a real thing or like a satire?
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…. To put your thumbs into those dimples….
… the hands won’t be free to play with your nipples….
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For some reason, this came to mind….
Morbo, how was your gangbang?
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That’s a sign that you should watch it, if only for John Malkovich
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Awwww…..
I love that show.
“I would like to know why my science budget pales in comparison to the riches devoted to turning space into an orgy of death.”
Dr Mallory….
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-...
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The full moon shines upon M’s rump.
Especially since it’s very plump..
So much fun to spank and hump.
May god bless this well sculpted bump.
For some, this is their part..
They critique you like art..
Their next comment will be heinous.
“Say, Miss M, since you’re down there, how about your anus?”
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A lot of people forget that….
But hey…. We live in the age where Katy Perry can go up in a rocket….
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Also….. nice cheekbones
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The one that makes me scream, she said
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Good choice for music
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I would worship these wonderfully majestic hooters…
And pray to all gods that she picks me as suitor…
I feel I should mention your intelligence and quick wits…
You are after all, connected to my favorite tits …
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Two shapes by god…
Two sources of milk…
So soft and pillowy…
They are as exquisite as silk …
I would pet them and hold them and kiss them goodnight…
Tucking them in a shirt that's too tight…
I would lay my head down and snuggle these pillows….
And think to myself, I am the luckiest fellow.
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Dude…… cmon man
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Well……………………say……………
How you doin?
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🤔
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This calls for ……..
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😂😂😂😂😂
That was laugh out loud funny
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Or… In some people‘s cases too young….
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OMG….. that is….. wow
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Fine ………. One way or the other I will borrow that book.
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This is the view I will pause in my head every single message I send…
You cause my bulge to grow and seep, you are truly a wonderful friend….
As I work my skills, your eyes roll back, you sink further into the bed…
You shake to your core, I smile, wink and ask… “ok now, how bout some head” 😘
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This is the view I wish to remember, should we really embrace…
We have talked, laughed and cried over shit we wish to erase…
My mission is feed your lust, to touch and make you lose control…
For I know what you want, multiple orgasms is what you need to behold…
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This is the view I long to see the first night, should me meet….
For this night, my passion for you will show, if we were to ever greet….
Eyes locked, I run my tongue, across your beautiful pink pearl…
I suck between my lips and tongue, I use these to give you a swirl…
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This is the view I want to remember, should we embrace…
We talk and joke, laugh and cry, bonding over what we wish we could erase…
My mission is to make you lust and sweat, to lose total control….
I work my magic for multiple orgasms is what you wish to behold…
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Fine…. At some point, I will come over and borrow it.