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FOX: Did the Colorado case push his hand? TAMMY BRUCE: No. In fact, this was his plan all along. What Colorado showed us is that the president has been right from the start FOX: Ok. The question comes specifically because the suspect in Colorado is from Egypt, which is not on the list

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Pause the video to find out what kind of cat you are. Not a personality test. Just your cat form, as revealed by the universe in its confusion. Science was not involved. This is all based on vibes and zero research. There are 8 cats. Have fun 😸😽🤍

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Hitler was elected. He wasn't elected because he was popular but because the German Left got so caught up in conflict w other Leftists and centrists that they either stayed home or split their votes. When fascists seek office, you vote for the other guys. Even when the other guys run bad campaigns.

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There are many bad union leaders but I honestly can’t think of anyone else who has humiliated themself this much, this fast.

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We're proud to stand with Washington's LGBTQIA+ community today and every day. Our office is committed to fighting discrimination, safeguarding gender-affirming care, and defending the rights and dignity of all Washingtonians. Hate has no place here. Happy Pride Month!

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Viewpoint: The US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) will stop allowing public comments on many actions related to contracts, grants, and benefits, reducing transparency and stakeholder influence in rulemaking. ja.ma/4kWpBXC

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All the worst people were fighting last night.

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did any of you ever think we’d look back wistfully on Arnold Palmer’s junk

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If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

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The Catturd Army: the bane of all Trump haters and inattentive family dogs

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In a democracy, *should* the question we ask ourselves be "Am I better off?" What about "are other people better off?" "Are the laws fair?" "Are we more secure?" "Are we trashing the planet for the future?" The left, in particular, should be really wary of transactional framings of democracy. 1/3

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The plan: Tell the world the president is in the Epstein files to force the release of the files he can release at any time

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My declaration that "my vote is extremely winnable" followed by repeated declarations that I will never vote for someone over the smallest perceived slight is raising an awful lot of questions that I thought my first declaration was preempting

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WTH! If a hurricane as big as Katrina hits us, again, I hope it only ruins Mar-a-lago. #impeachtrump #weather #hurricanes

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Live feed of outside counsel typing up SEC filings for Tesla directors dumping stock

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feel bad for her, hate when my mutuals are fighting

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Let’s just hope it’s not all a distraction so the senate can pass the big beautiful bill on Friday night

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🤣🤣

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Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

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😕

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MMMMmmm oh god oh yeah that’s the good stuff like that

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I’m sickened that more women with pregnancy difficulties will die in America’s Emergency Rooms without the care they need.

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I think I’ve recognized that I don’t like Matt Yglesias because it makes me anxious when I can’t tell whether someone is mocking themselves or not

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OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

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what a terrible day to not check my phone and enjoy time with family. i hate their asses

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Lord, I know I am not perfect. I know I stray from Your will. I know I fail every day to earn Your grace. But if You let Donald Trump sue Elon Musk for defamation I will clean up my act and do everything I can to glorify you. No monkey’s paw stuff please; I want to be able to cover it too.

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happy bday Spanish writer Federico García Lorca, b.1898. “I know there is no straight road No straight road in this world Only a giant labyrinth Of intersecting crossroads” “Only mystery allows us to live, only mystery.”

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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

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Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.

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So Elon is admitting that he was willing to play ball with a pedophile as long as the pedophile did his bidding. Check.

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I wish them both the worst.

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Please don’t forget that in the middle of this Trump/Musk divorce reality show, another main Architect of P2025, Russell Vought (a Christian Nationalist) is stepping in to take over DOGE.

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Republican Senator admits that the Trump bill will kick 10 million people off of Medicaid and then says…it’s a good thing.

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tesla guys wishing that elon would be "over" trump and get back to what he does the most at tesla

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Trump really thought he had a fellow Hitler stan huh

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Remember when Republicans were losing their minds about leaving Afghans who worked with US troops to be killed by the Taliban? Well, Trump has revoked their asylum and is planning to send them back to be murdered.

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Get your popcorn ready.

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