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DING DONG!! DING DONG!!!

#Dateline 101 has shown this repeatedly over 30 yrs.

Arrest ICE. They aren’t going to stop attacking civilians until police stop them. Pick a side, blue. Enforce the law. You arrest them or we’ll arrest you.

Well we still have famine to look forward to. How great for us.

Why accountability matters: “Civilians have impersonated ICE agents while committing robbery (Pennsylvania), kidnappings (Florida, South Carolina), sexual assault (North Carolina) and other forms of public intimidation (Washington state, California). Opinion”

the two party system has become the fascists and everyone-else-not-fascist. it’s not surprising that the former has something of an advantage in coherence.

On Twitter I see images of LA on fire and bootlickers and their bots calling for state violence. On Bluesky I see people in LA posting images of their pets and brunches. The pick your own adventure era of information is one factor among many contributing to our democratic backsliding.

Investigations are now underway into officers and ICE agents who fired crowd-control munitions at dangerously close range. In case after case, the situation only escalated when force was used against peaceful protesters.

Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.

You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.

DHS confirmed that ICE and CBP agents will be on site “for security” at the start of the FIFA Club World Cup at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. ICE also reminded non-U.S. citizens to carry proof of legal status while attending the event.

We need to stop thinking release of the Epstein files would change anyone’s mind about the rapist-felon-traitor. There could be video of him raping a teenager and it wouldn’t dissuade his cult from supporting him.

The new excuse not to vote in 2026: “there won’t be an election!”

Why is ICE arresting employees but not employers? DOJ policy is to charge the most culpable people. The employers would seem to qualify.

Hi Friends, I’d love for y’all to interact with this so more people see it. I was a guest on ​⁠Are You Garbage? and I think I told more about how I grew up than I have on any show so far. I’d love for you all to watch and leave a 💐 in their comments. youtu.be/X3ELuHTEjdM?...

In the replies for Brian Wilson’s Twitter account announcing his death are bluechecks saying “another victim of the vaccine” if you’re wondering how it’s going over there

Minnesota was just ranked the 5th best state for child wellbeing — here’s why: ✅ Free school meals ✅ Nation-leading Child Tax Credit ✅ Paid family and medical leave

I am really getting tired of the trend of “I was surprised when the leopards ate my face” confessional piece. It’s like an endless parade of self-pitying essays from dumb teens about “why it was a good idea for me to go into that dark basement in this slasher movie.”

Double.

Rep. McIver was conducting oversight. That’s her duty as a Member of Congress. This isn’t justice—it’s retaliation. A political stunt meant to silence anyone who dares to hold power accountable. They may think they can scare us into silence. They’re dead wrong.

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

In New Jersey, we are having our first primary where candidates could run knowing that the political machine would not be allowed to legally manipulate the ballots. This is thanks to a lawsuit filed by Andy Kim last year, and the work of countless fair voting activists for years before that.

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

RIP to the great Sly Stone. A monumental loss. His PR just sent this out.

Q: Why are people calling Air Force One "Panda Express? A: Because it's carrying Orange Chicken.

A few words about “peaceful protests.” 1. At least 5% of people are uncontrollable assholes and will behave badly in any situation, let alone a high-tension one. So a large protest without ANYONE throwing shit, yelling slurs or for violence, etc. is likely not achievable. /1

PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.

As a reminder “crush zionism” means “endless war against Jews”, and Greta Thunberg is not a peace activist

A second international reporter has been targeted while on the air. An Australian journalist was shot with a rubber bullet live during a broadcast from Los Angeles.

States’ rights!

ICE Agents have brought violence to Los Angeles. Anarchist Punks have brought violence to Los Angeles. The President has tried to bring violence to Los Angeles. Those detained by ICE were not. David Huerta was not. The Protesters (for the most part) were not. Free David Huerta

They voted for the first thing. It was the quiet part.

So much this…

I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.

We see what they’re doing. They’re baiting us, trying to provoke violence to justify a crackdown. Don’t give them the footage they want. Every broken window becomes propaganda in their hands. Stay sharp. Stay united. We’re here to fight for justice, not feed their narrative.

Terrifying if true.

FOX: Did the Colorado case push his hand? TAMMY BRUCE: No. In fact, this was his plan all along. What Colorado showed us is that the president has been right from the start FOX: Ok. The question comes specifically because the suspect in Colorado is from Egypt, which is not on the list

Pause the video to find out what kind of cat you are. Not a personality test. Just your cat form, as revealed by the universe in its confusion. Science was not involved. This is all based on vibes and zero research. There are 8 cats. Have fun 😸😽🤍

Hitler was elected. He wasn't elected because he was popular but because the German Left got so caught up in conflict w other Leftists and centrists that they either stayed home or split their votes. When fascists seek office, you vote for the other guys. Even when the other guys run bad campaigns.

There are many bad union leaders but I honestly can’t think of anyone else who has humiliated themself this much, this fast.