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You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.

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DHS confirmed that ICE and CBP agents will be on site “for security” at the start of the FIFA Club World Cup at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. ICE also reminded non-U.S. citizens to carry proof of legal status while attending the event.

submitted 6 hours ago • 187 comments

We need to stop thinking release of the Epstein files would change anyone’s mind about the rapist-felon-traitor. There could be video of him raping a teenager and it wouldn’t dissuade his cult from supporting him.

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

The new excuse not to vote in 2026: “there won’t be an election!”

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Why is ICE arresting employees but not employers? DOJ policy is to charge the most culpable people. The employers would seem to qualify.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1269 comments

Hi Friends, I’d love for y’all to interact with this so more people see it. I was a guest on ⁠Are You Garbage? and I think I told more about how I grew up than I have on any show so far. I’d love for you all to watch and leave a 💐 in their comments. youtu.be/X3ELuHTEjdM?...

submitted 48 minutes ago • 4 comments

In the replies for Brian Wilson’s Twitter account announcing his death are bluechecks saying “another victim of the vaccine” if you’re wondering how it’s going over there

submitted 1 hour ago • 10 comments

Minnesota was just ranked the 5th best state for child wellbeing — here’s why: ✅ Free school meals ✅ Nation-leading Child Tax Credit ✅ Paid family and medical leave

submitted 48 minutes ago • 104 comments

I am really getting tired of the trend of “I was surprised when the leopards ate my face” confessional piece. It’s like an endless parade of self-pitying essays from dumb teens about “why it was a good idea for me to go into that dark basement in this slasher movie.”

submitted 7 hours ago • 93 comments

Double.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2510 comments

Rep. McIver was conducting oversight. That’s her duty as a Member of Congress. This isn’t justice—it’s retaliation. A political stunt meant to silence anyone who dares to hold power accountable. They may think they can scare us into silence. They’re dead wrong.

submitted 8 hours ago • 128 comments

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1803 comments

In New Jersey, we are having our first primary where candidates could run knowing that the political machine would not be allowed to legally manipulate the ballots. This is thanks to a lawsuit filed by Andy Kim last year, and the work of countless fair voting activists for years before that.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

submitted 1 day ago • 1457 comments

RIP to the great Sly Stone. A monumental loss. His PR just sent this out.

submitted 2 days ago • 677 comments

Q: Why are people calling Air Force One "Panda Express? A: Because it's carrying Orange Chicken.

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

A few words about “peaceful protests.” 1. At least 5% of people are uncontrollable assholes and will behave badly in any situation, let alone a high-tension one. So a large protest without ANYONE throwing shit, yelling slurs or for violence, etc. is likely not achievable. /1

submitted 2 days ago • 75 comments

PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.

submitted 2 days ago • 323 comments

As a reminder “crush zionism” means “endless war against Jews”, and Greta Thunberg is not a peace activist

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

A second international reporter has been targeted while on the air. An Australian journalist was shot with a rubber bullet live during a broadcast from Los Angeles.

submitted 2 days ago • 228 comments

States’ rights!

submitted 2 days ago • 254 comments

ICE Agents have brought violence to Los Angeles. Anarchist Punks have brought violence to Los Angeles. The President has tried to bring violence to Los Angeles. Those detained by ICE were not. David Huerta was not. The Protesters (for the most part) were not. Free David Huerta

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

They voted for the first thing. It was the quiet part.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So much this…

submitted 2 days ago • 433 comments

I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.

submitted 2 days ago • 113 comments

We see what they’re doing. They’re baiting us, trying to provoke violence to justify a crackdown. Don’t give them the footage they want. Every broken window becomes propaganda in their hands. Stay sharp. Stay united. We’re here to fight for justice, not feed their narrative.

submitted 2 days ago • 551 comments

Terrifying if true.

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FOX: Did the Colorado case push his hand? TAMMY BRUCE: No. In fact, this was his plan all along. What Colorado showed us is that the president has been right from the start FOX: Ok. The question comes specifically because the suspect in Colorado is from Egypt, which is not on the list

submitted 6 days ago • 172 comments

Pause the video to find out what kind of cat you are. Not a personality test. Just your cat form, as revealed by the universe in its confusion. Science was not involved. This is all based on vibes and zero research. There are 8 cats. Have fun 😸😽🤍

submitted 5 days ago • 64 comments

Hitler was elected. He wasn't elected because he was popular but because the German Left got so caught up in conflict w other Leftists and centrists that they either stayed home or split their votes. When fascists seek office, you vote for the other guys. Even when the other guys run bad campaigns.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

There are many bad union leaders but I honestly can’t think of anyone else who has humiliated themself this much, this fast.

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We're proud to stand with Washington's LGBTQIA+ community today and every day. Our office is committed to fighting discrimination, safeguarding gender-affirming care, and defending the rights and dignity of all Washingtonians. Hate has no place here. Happy Pride Month!

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Viewpoint: The US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) will stop allowing public comments on many actions related to contracts, grants, and benefits, reducing transparency and stakeholder influence in rulemaking. ja.ma/4kWpBXC

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All the worst people were fighting last night.

submitted 5 days ago • 1292 comments

did any of you ever think we’d look back wistfully on Arnold Palmer’s junk

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

submitted 5 days ago • 615 comments

The Catturd Army: the bane of all Trump haters and inattentive family dogs

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

In a democracy, should the question we ask ourselves be "Am I better off?" What about "are other people better off?" "Are the laws fair?" "Are we more secure?" "Are we trashing the planet for the future?" The left, in particular, should be really wary of transactional framings of democracy. 1/3

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

The plan: Tell the world the president is in the Epstein files to force the release of the files he can release at any time

submitted 5 days ago • 194 comments

My declaration that "my vote is extremely winnable" followed by repeated declarations that I will never vote for someone over the smallest perceived slight is raising an awful lot of questions that I thought my first declaration was preempting

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

WTH! If a hurricane as big as Katrina hits us, again, I hope it only ruins Mar-a-lago. #impeachtrump #weather #hurricanes

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments