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Yorubaddie 🇳🇬 coochie: spooky - Osun Priestess 🦚 pretty, thick + chaotic✨ an actual scientist. my name is not jeremy. she/her @thelavenderiya.bsky.social www.thelavenderiya.com
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The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.

Kufi Meme thread:

this is a white man. don’t feed the trolls.

I been said that actuaries tell us the truth. Oh COVID is mild? What do life insurance companies say about that? Climate change is not real? Then why are insurance companies planning to refuse coverage to certain places?

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

When you want core and ab work without crunches try this instead. Any small ball will do! Click your heels together when the legs are up to the ceiling. Building block, legs in table top. 3 sets of 5 reps. 1 rep is one complete roll dwn/up #blackskyfitness #blackskypilates

Back + cardio ✊🏾 #BlackSkyFitness

Absolutely because I just quietly make up my mind and they usually pop up immediately trying to act like it's sweet like

GeneHouse would be running TODAY. (But while we secure our funding, yall pls signup up at genehouse.co for the waitlist! These signups help us get going sooner!!!) And follow @genehouseco.bsky.social 💙💚

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

I asked ICE where the “413% increase in assaults” justification for its officers using masks came from. They didn’t answer. So I dug into it, and what I found … did not boost their argument. Gift link: wapo.st/4l7a1ch

I loved “Niggaknife” but “The Whore Template” is too good @chaclo.bsky.social 😭

if you’re white, you should send a black person some money today. you can start with me. $AsanteKay ☺️

Happy Juneteenth to my Black friends and happy "be quiet and reflect on how and what we can do better in the fight against white supremacy/racism" day to my white friends.

Juneteenth does not celebrate "When news of the end of slavery finally reached Texas." Juneteenth celebrates when the racist people in Texas that tried to hold on to slavery for as long as they could even after it was abolished, finally couldn't keep up the lie anymore.

I am so loved, so blessed, so protected. And I get to be smart, funny, fine, and thick on top of it. You know what? Hell yeah. Last few years have actually been hell so this feels especially nice.

"Historical records show slave traders targeted African groups familiar with cattle herding, like the Fulani of modern-day Cameroon. The new study shows at least one cow was brought directly from the region at the same time, suggesting herders and their cattle might have come as a sort of package."

Since it’s Juneteenth, will you indulge my favorite story about a civil war general who lost his life on the battle field laying face down with his sword, hat and boots snatched off by Union troops? I love to drag this loser 😌🖤✨

she don’t look like much bc i had neither proper glass nor garnish but the flavors, friends? the flavors??? i’ve done it again, i fear 🙂‍↕️

Mmmmhmmm yes Tengen and Gojo

ChatGPT May Be Eroding Critical Thinking Skills, According to a New MIT Study Critical thinking — the ability to assess the world around us and make judgement calls — is something that has to be learned and then consistently reinforced over a lifetime! Writing is fundamentally an act of thinking!

The JD Vance account is a honeypot. A honeypot is designed to attract targets for law enforcement to surveil. Twitter/X is terrible, yes, but it is only transparently demonstrating the reality of social media. Do not be fooled into thinking Bluesky is different.

You are loved. I've got your back. 🏳️‍⚧️

The belt >>>> Strict AND beautiful, IKTFR

All Up In Your Mind obvi.

He said BIG JAMES not the little one!

Yikes on BIKES

Hi there, That is one of those toxic red pill tactics that plays on womens caring personalit(ies). it takes 15 seconds to text "life's been a beast but looking forward to seeing you Thursday " Block, delete and stay beautiful. P.S. if he's dead then the date was canceled anyway.

Can confirm

Now why is this book making me cry? (A Spindle Splintered)

the argument that it's not life saving is literally that trans people, as an entire unit, cannot be trusted to report whether transitioning improved their quality of life

THIS THIS THIS!!!! Foundations and BB/CC creams with SPF in them are NOT ENOUGH. Use a *separate layer* of SPF. Your skin will thank you. And if you are reading this, you need to wear SPF everyday. Yes, you 🫵🏽 too.

I’m seeing a lot of people posting about how sick they are with a “summer flu” Main complaints? Fatigue, extremely sore throat, fever and loss of smell. It’s Covid. The Nimbus variant is here & appears to be more transmissible. It’s time to wear a respirator, clean the air & stay home when sick!

who gives a fuck dude she brags about using the money she receives to get laws passed that abuse countless actual people who exist in the real world

& hopefully not grow up and call the c0ps on an autistic person they encounter out in public because their behavior is "scary".

Told my niece I practice an ATR when she was younger and her response was, “so you make these protection oils to keep us safe? Good. I will use it” 😭

Ppl project their fragility on kids and it is shameful. Those children will or do already have autistic classmates, why shouldn’t they be aware of how those peers will grow into adulthood?

Had the best one of my life in DR. I ended up eating it 3 nights in a row and flying home with the leftovers 😭