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sinisternails1.bsky.social
She/her Median strip witch. Animal lover, reader, writer, gamer, smartass, crafty artist, disabled, exhausted. I’m never finished learning and growing. Trying my ass off every day. *Hot as in I’m melting 🫠
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Do you think he calls to chew them out himself or he has someone do it for him?
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The people that refuse to eat/try mushrooms “because they grow on poop!” so far have not been happy about me explaining to them what soil is.
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I just see this as more people the murderer has hurt. If he really cared about his loved ones he wouldn’t put them in this situation.
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Better to have it and not need it…
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Only if I can play as the Philly Phrenetic 😂
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Was it Melania 2 or Melania Classic?
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We are all cringe, choose your brand!
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LimeWire saved my ass $17.99 on that one, but I do love ‘Movies’
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Shit can even save lives! Fecal transplants/implants are a thing!
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Huh, you’d think you can’t go wrong with militant republicans and Lizzo covers 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Be your truest weirdest self because they fucking HATE that most of all. Are you corny? You go do that Carlton Dance as you march and do it right! Have you not had a chance to wear your new onesie? Make a themed sign and get out there Unicorn Soldier!
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😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Apparently they didn’t even need to bother suspending the constitution
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It wasn’t even the first time he said that.
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They have refined tastes!
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“Surely I’m not THE WORST King? *mumblemumble* never beheaded anyone *grumble*”
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 pigs are too damned smart AND sassy!
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When will my Medicare cover an annual phrenology exam!?!
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And that what’s happening isn’t happening from the same people showing one photo as proof that LA is in the grips of a socialist riot
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For those not in the area this is about 35-45 minutes northeast of Philly. Langhorne is famous for being the home of the Sesame Place theme park and is part of beautiful Bucks County.
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“Impersonating an officer for quite some time. All through their academy training, orientation, three prior assignments at other departments…”
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36 and a half 🤣😂🤣😂
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Unlike them, we can count and know how many Stars and Stripes there are on the American flag.
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Beautiful!!!!
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Yes! No more “We have a warrant” without showing one.
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Okay but also those nails are 🔥!!
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“Your house always smells of beef vegetable soup, but you’re never cooking any soup…”
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Just an entire lineup of “law enforcement” whose practices are at LEAST 10 years more outdated than when they should have retired.
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😂😂😂 It really bothers me that at first I think it’s rich brown gravy pouring over food then it’s actually a nasty worm 🪱
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I’m so tired of Ted Cruz!
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Drink some water and call it done.
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I used to check my email(for entertainment) constantly, I’ve had entire conversations volleying emails back and forth into the wee hours. Anyone I knew that worked in an office was now connected to me! Today I only check my email if I need to reset a password.
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So you’re saying I should reactivate my Twitter account?
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That is so bizarre!! None of my cats would ever eat anything besides their crunchies…🤣🤣🤣
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Is it also part of the teslas programming to hit and run? 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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Thank you! 💜
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That sure is a lot of fancy words to say “They were all too eager to lick boot”
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They ARE cute though 🤷🏻‍♀️