sj.gg
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refuses to wear edible disguises
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i’m gonna start selling shirts that just say FENTANYL on them *guaranteed to keep cops at least 50yd away*
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they put a cute bear on my coffe and i cant stop crying and throwig up
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that's fine they could still cook it
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did it work
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i guess i'd better use something with a high smoke point
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i was thinking about breaking both my ankles, was it a good time?
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whichever star represents TEXAS
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haha its the magic card colors
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i was assuming they were paying out "$1000" in whatever the next fake cyber coin is
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what even in the heck
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depends. do you wear hand shoes?
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i was wondering why it says raytheon on the side
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it sucks inside my bubble that i've created, too
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wait. can i do the same but in reverse with my dishes robot?
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shoes on the couch??
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i want handlers 😭
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awww they’re trying so hard
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hell yeah brother
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🙅♀️
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always a fan of the moment someone gets angry enough their bizarrely repressed sexuality boils over
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for the full effect, imagine this repeats forever and never stops
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user-hostile design
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i promise also to be entertained
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i mean it is a couple of BOOBS fighting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣